"Why do chicken coops only have two doors? Because if they had four, they would be chicken sedans!"

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add me and explain

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fricken bozo

+rep just a meme

+rep fellow gay ♥♥♥♥♥

+rep ear raped me with a duck

Brozoh is a dank meme

we good

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How many south americans does it take to change a light bulb??
A Brazilian

How are blondes and computers similar?
A: You never appreciate them until they go down on you.

A man goes to a $10 hooker and contracts crabs.
When he goes back to complain, the hooker laughs and says, "What do you expect for $10 -- lobster?"

The most money ever paid for a cow in an auction was $1.3 million.

The bagpipe was originally made from the whole skin of a dead sheep.

My ♥♥♥♥ is 11.3 inches long

The surface area of an average-sized brick is 79 cm squared.

Banging your head against a wall burns 150 calories an hour.

Brozoh Awards:
Best Barbie Player #2016
Best Club Penguin Player #2003
Top 10000000 in CS:GO
Best Robocraft Player #2012

#Vote_for_Trump

what if one day you woke up and your nipples were completely gone
like no scars or anything, just flat skin
and then once you leave your room you find out your dad died last night
and then several days later, you find out that for your entire life your dad had been sneaking into your room while you slept
and sucking on your chest to make to gigantic hickeys where your nipples should be
because you were born without them
not for any sexual reason, just so you would fit in

why the ♥♥♥♥ are you cyberbullying me dude, honestly whats your issue. i just come to csgo to enjoy myself and try to escape the constant harassment i face every single day and then you have the nerve to come onto my profile and write ♥♥♥♥ like that. honestly what the ♥♥♥♥ would inspire someone to say something like that, i can't even fathom what kind of abuse you must've faced in order to think that unwarrented comment was even remotely okay. whenever i show up to class and sit down everyone starts laughing and touching me and ♥♥♥♥ and its just so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ frustrating. i'm wearing a hoodie and everything trying to blend in and people just won't leave me be. at least on the internet no one can tell that i'm a dog and give me ♥♥♥♥ for it, but you've somehow still managed to ruin my day. thanks a lot bud

Manu Was here

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Lewis stewart doesn't RDM

Lewis Stewart roleplaying

Whats The Differance Between A Jew And A Pizza, One Does Not Scream When Its In The Over

Stop Wait A Minute, Lite My Fire, Burn Some ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ In It

Alex is a stupid ♥♥♥♥♥♥

he noclip in mi base and blow up me printers an drugs!!!!!!!!!! aboosive gmod admin

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Roses are red, Violets are Blue, just like he Titanic i'll go down on you

the moment i met you was the moment the depression started again

♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥ tell them lies black face and bloodshot eyes crocked toes and crocked nose thats the way the ♥♥♥♥♥♥ rolls

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has a very small willy.

I would Hi, call me Blu, I bounce between anime and ponies and furries so i guess im an otaku brony fur hybrid thing. id love for you to ♥♥♥♥ me, no matter what you are.

certified snake :D

ill be seeing you NOT.

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+rep i confiremed hiS mother is a girl

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