I lol'd so hard

I sometimes hate my life. I'm a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ failure. I'm 22 years old and I'm a lowly fry cook at a fast food joint. This is the only job I've ever had and I will probably never get a better one. My coworker harasses me verbally all day. If I told my boss, he would just cut my already low salary. All that idiot cares about is money.

Outside of work, I don't do anything. My best friend is mentally ******ed, but I suppose that's better than nothing. I am in love with one of my neighbors. She's a gorgeous southern belle who just moved here, but I'm sure she hates me too. damn.

I'm stuck in my home town because I never learned to drive. I fail the driver's license test EVERY TIME I TAKE IT. You know what is worst of all? I live in a pineapple under the sea. :|