Hi! few things to start off with =] 1. yes I added you because you're a cuck gamer, 'tis an awesome thing to see! 2. I'm Alex. 3. Don't be intimidated, but I'm not a stereotypical bull. If anything, I'll be the one in the corner crying.

Hi! few things to start off with =] 1. yes I added you because you're a female gamer, 'tis an awesome thing to see! 2. I'm Alex. 3. Don't be intimidated, but I'm not a stereotypical guy. If anything, I'll be the one in the kitchen.

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hello! sorry for scare, but just notice profile on the Steam Community. you know how hard it are to find girls who play video game nowadays??? well, Im glad I stumble apon this little prof cause I gotta say…. ur prety cute!! ^ ((sorry for scare, no trouble ) well… I was wondering if u wanted to play tf2 with me (Im a plat sniper, so I can carry my little princes if need. =-}) CUZ I really want someone to pub wit me.. hey hey, maybe even I could get you unusual as little gift. you like Buring? Me too, me too. anyways any, do you maybe have Skype? (no scare. no scare, I iust like meating eye to eye.) if we skype, I think we could have some good buddy commucation. :)) ( i can even turn down my dubstep music in the background if you want…) add me if you want please, I jsit need friend maybe even girlfriend, to play video with.m I can be the perfect guy for you, trust!! ill buy whatever, do whatever, okay?? jsit pick up that phone and CALL. :)

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Hey, sorry i saw your profile picture and i just thought you looked cute in your picture. i really wanted to tell you that:)) its really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I dont know why it's a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitche making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but dont worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting i swear im just trying to be friendly i really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really im shy so i dont go out much haha you should add me on skype we should talk you look really nice and fun xxx

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