https://youtu.be/48HzUUWWiC4

I HATE YOU

Gaming has changed. It's no longer about players, unlocks, or enjoyment. It's an endless series of proxy battles fought by corporations and players. Gaming - and its false promise of finished games - has become a profit machine. Gaming has changed. DLC packs, Players buy un-finished games, use online transactions. energy drinks inside their bodies enhance and regulate their abilities. micro transactions control. useless DLC bundle control, player control. Gaming control. Everything is half assed and kept under control. Gaming has changed.

John Otto, take 'em to Mathews Bridge

cool. half the game to sit in the bushes?
Is this why you play hunt?

After a few good jokes in Comedy Night, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy, we made a great double act and really got people laughing (i have a huge phallus btw). We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends (did i mention i have a huge phallus)? Lots of banter, lots of great comedy nights and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house so that we could go to a real life comedy club, and hopefully make some others laugh as we would regularly in game. He said he was coming (my phallus is to this day incredibly sized) so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and sensually explained to me why he believes The Holy Roman Empire was not holy, nor Roman, or infact an empire. Shortly after this explanation he put it in my ass, dont trust this guy -rep.