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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 2:47pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 4:11pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 5:10pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 8:31pm

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 10:27pm

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 2:21am

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 11:48am

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 6:25pm

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 8:00pm

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 3:21pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 3:30pm

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 4:07pm

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 4:29pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 2:20pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 2:25pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 2:33pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 2:45pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 2:57pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 5:57pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 8:24pm

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 10:53pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 1:09am

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 11:42am

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 1:15am

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 1:15am

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 1:15am

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 2:23pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 3:47pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 4:56pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 6:28pm

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 2:20pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 2:20pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 2:44pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 5:23pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 11:42am

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 11:58pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 2:22pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 2:56pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 6:10pm

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 2:25pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 4:23pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 6:49pm

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 2:47pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 6:23pm

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 12:18am

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 2:33pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 5:13pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 11:05pm

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 6:40pm

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 2:39am

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 7:50pm

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 10:13pm

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 1:24pm

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 10:34pm

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 11:47pm

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 5:06pm

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 3:12pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 1:55am

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 10:28pm

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 3:22pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 3:48pm

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 4:12pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 4:20pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 2:25pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 4:18pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 8:35pm

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 6:20pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 2:42pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 6:45pm

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 4:11pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 6:01pm

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 1:15am

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 11:17pm

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 9:04pm

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 9:09pm

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 11:02pm

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 9:08pm

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 2:41am

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 2:34am

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 1:15am

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 11:48am

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 10:48pm

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 3:48pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 2:24am

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 11:47pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 10:41pm

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 11:38pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 1:18pm

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 2:10am

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 6:53pm

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2021 @ 2:04am

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2021 @ 1:44am

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 5:46am

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 2:49pm

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 6:28pm

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 11:57pm

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 2:21pm

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 6:45pm

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 1:47am

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 12:19pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 1:27pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 1:10pm

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 3:50pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 3:50pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 4:19pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 4:33pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 10:41pm

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 1:03pm

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 3:24pm

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 4:07pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 10:56pm

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 12:41am

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 3:25pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 9:03pm

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2021 @ 3:47am

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 2:28am

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 8:17am

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 12:11am

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 3:57pm

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 5:03pm

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 4:11pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 4:39pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 10:01pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 11:01pm

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 11:11pm

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 11:25pm

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 11:54pm

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 12:02am

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 12:06am

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 1:33am

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 11:48am

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 3:25pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 10:55pm

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 10:04pm

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 7:16pm

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 10:31pm

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 10:12pm

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 4:30pm

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 10:13pm

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 10:56pm

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 11:20pm

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 11:24pm

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 1:09am

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 1:15am

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 4:49pm

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 4:49pm

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 12:27am

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 1:55am

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 1:37am

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2021 @ 6:16am

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2021 @ 4:41pm

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 2:27am

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 4:16pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 2:54pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 8:35pm

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 1:47am

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 7:02pm

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 3:27pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 4:09pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 10:53pm

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 1:05pm

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 10:03pm

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 3:50pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 5:12pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 1:13am

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 5:02pm

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 12:50am

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 3:53pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 10:16pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 10:38pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 10:50pm

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 12:05am

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 1:04am

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 12:56am

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 12:45am

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 1:37am

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 1:27am

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 2:09am

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 1:37am

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 2:56am

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 3:15pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 2:25am

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 3:43pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 4:15pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 5:42pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 1:15am

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 8:16am

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2022 @ 4:49pm

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 3:48pm

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 10:06pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 3:27pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 3:50pm

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 3:53pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 4:25pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 4:33pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 10:49pm

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 11:07pm

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 11:23pm

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 1:09am

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 1:10am

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 1:42am

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 1:44am

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 9:07pm

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 10:52pm

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 11:03pm

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 11:45pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 1:08am

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 1:41am

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 3:13pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 9:01pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 11:26pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 6:56pm

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 9:20pm

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 10:44pm

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 3:08pm

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 3:23pm

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 4:08pm

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 5:12pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 10:03pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 10:26pm

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 10:58pm

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 12:46am

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2021 @ 7:41pm

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 9:19pm

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 7:00pm

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 11:58pm

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 1:43am

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 11:24pm

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 10:59pm

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2021 @ 1:12am

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 4:30pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 4:30pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 10:08pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 10:56pm

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 11:23pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 11:25pm

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 1:10am

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 1:38am

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 1:44am

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 2:32am

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 8:26pm

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 10:50pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 11:18pm

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 11:17pm

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 7:09pm

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 11:41pm

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 5 Apr, 2022 @ 8:08pm

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 8:49pm

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2022 @ 8:52am

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 6:41am

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2021 @ 10:08am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2021 @ 4:42pm

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 12:56am

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 1:11am

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 1:42am

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 2:16am

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 8:08pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2021 @ 11:33pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2021 @ 9:30pm

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 10:55pm

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 11:22pm

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 11:25pm

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 1:09am

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 1:29am

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 1:43am

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 6:43pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 8:03pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 10:50pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 11:37pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 11:53pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2021 @ 11:37pm

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 4:07pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2021 @ 1:54am

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 3:19pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 3:15pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 8:17pm

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 11:52pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2021 @ 1:55am

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2021 @ 11:43pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2021 @ 1:30am

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2021 @ 4:55am

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2021 @ 11:12pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2021 @ 5:49am

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2021 @ 6:17am

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2021 @ 8:11am

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2023 @ 11:22pm

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2023 @ 12:28am

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2023 @ 12:48am

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.
Unlocked 11 May @ 1:56am

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.
Unlocked 3 Apr @ 11:22pm

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.
Unlocked 3 Apr @ 11:22pm

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.
Unlocked 3 Apr @ 11:22pm

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Apr @ 11:22pm

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2024 @ 8:34pm

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2024 @ 9:29pm

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2023 @ 12:29am

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2024 @ 9:29pm

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2024 @ 2:10pm

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2024 @ 2:10pm

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 11:44pm

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 9:01pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 6:56pm

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 3:37pm

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 4:28pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 11:20pm

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 1:10am

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 6:43pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 11:37pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2021 @ 1:33am

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 12:14am

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 8:26pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2021 @ 4:41pm

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2024 @ 2:10pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 3:47pm

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 11:20pm

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 1:36am

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 3:14pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 1:09am

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 1:10am

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 1:40am

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 1:43am

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 8:03pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 8:27pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 11:24pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 11:37pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2021 @ 11:35pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2021 @ 1:27am

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2021 @ 5:36am

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2021 @ 6:55am

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2021 @ 6:43pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 1:44am

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 7:58pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 8:26pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 10:50pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 11:36pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2021 @ 1:47am

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2021 @ 8:43pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2021 @ 5:36am

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2021 @ 5:47am

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2021 @ 6:44pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2021 @ 8:38pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 3:45am

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2022 @ 10:33am

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 11:33pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2021 @ 2:53am

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2021 @ 11:22pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2021 @ 9:32pm

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2021 @ 6:55am

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2021 @ 4:41pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 7:49pm

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2022 @ 8:46am

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 4:15pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 10:04pm

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2023 @ 1:17am

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2023 @ 12:14am

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2021 @ 1:12am

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2021 @ 3:47am

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2021 @ 1:53am

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2022 @ 4:49pm

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2022 @ 2:26am

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2021 @ 6:16am

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2021 @ 6:44pm

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 10:47am

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 12:44pm

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 8:31pm

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 6:09pm

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2023 @ 8:20pm

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked 14 Feb, 2024 @ 10:04pm

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2022 @ 5:34am

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2021 @ 9:22pm

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2021 @ 11:36pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 9:52pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 11:35pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2021 @ 1:47am

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2021 @ 11:33pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2021 @ 9:32pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2021 @ 5:35am

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2021 @ 5:23pm

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2021 @ 3:56am

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 12:12pm

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 8:32pm

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2022 @ 4:13pm

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 12:33pm

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 12:44pm

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 9:20pm

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 3:53pm

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 10:05pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 11:22pm

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 1:39am

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 8:05pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 11:53pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2021 @ 5:36am

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2021 @ 10:08am

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2022 @ 1:36pm

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2023 @ 12:03am

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 12:57am

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 9:04pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2021 @ 5:35pm

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2024 @ 10:48pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2021 @ 8:38pm

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2023 @ 12:01am

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2021 @ 2:31am

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 3:34pm

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 2:37am

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 3:24pm

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 4:41pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 11:06pm

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 1:31am

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 6:43pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 11:42pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2021 @ 1:33am

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2021 @ 1:44am

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2022 @ 8:46am

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2022 @ 1:35am

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2023 @ 9:26pm

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 1:05am

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2021 @ 2:02am

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 12:12pm

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2024 @ 10:48pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 1:58pm

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2022 @ 8:47am

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2023 @ 10:57pm

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2023 @ 12:53am

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2023 @ 9:41pm

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2023 @ 1:05am

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2023 @ 10:13pm

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2023 @ 10:49pm

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2021 @ 1:45am

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2023 @ 11:23pm

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 3:14pm

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2023 @ 11:10pm

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2023 @ 11:48pm

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2023 @ 12:36am

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2023 @ 10:42pm

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Feb, 2024 @ 8:51am

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Feb, 2024 @ 10:02pm

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 11:03pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2022 @ 10:12am

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2021 @ 1:33am

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2021 @ 1:29am

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2021 @ 2:25am

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2021 @ 5:48am

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2021 @ 4:44pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2021 @ 7:16pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 9:40pm

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2022 @ 10:51am

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2022 @ 4:14pm

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 12:38pm

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2023 @ 11:50pm

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2023 @ 12:03am

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2023 @ 1:00am

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2023 @ 9:25pm

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2023 @ 9:35pm

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2023 @ 1:34am

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 2:32pm

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2023 @ 12:46am

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2021 @ 4:44pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2021 @ 6:44pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2021 @ 8:39pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 6:41am

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2022 @ 1:36pm

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 10:47am

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2022 @ 2:23am

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2023 @ 12:03am

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2023 @ 12:45am

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2023 @ 9:25pm

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2023 @ 9:35pm

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2023 @ 12:11am

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2023 @ 1:17am

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2023 @ 8:20pm

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 14 Feb, 2024 @ 7:42pm

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 3:48pm

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 10:56pm

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 11:47pm

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 2:28am

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 9:03pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2021 @ 7:41pm

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2021 @ 4:42pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 8:31pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 6:09pm

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2023 @ 12:54am

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2023 @ 12:46am

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked 14 Feb, 2024 @ 7:42pm

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 1:08am

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2021 @ 11:30pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 8:31pm

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2023 @ 11:57pm

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 10:56pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2021 @ 2:31am

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 11:24pm

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 9:36pm

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2023 @ 12:44am

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2023 @ 11:38pm

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2023 @ 11:55pm

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 2:22pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 2:42pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 2:19pm

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 2:47pm

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 7:28pm

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 8:49pm

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2023 @ 12:19am

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2023 @ 10:46pm

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2023 @ 10:46pm

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2023 @ 10:46pm

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2023 @ 10:52pm

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2023 @ 10:54pm

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2023 @ 10:54pm

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2023 @ 10:58pm

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2023 @ 11:09pm

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2023 @ 12:45am

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2023 @ 12:13am

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2023 @ 10:45pm

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 14 Feb, 2024 @ 10:09pm

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2023 @ 10:46pm

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2023 @ 10:53pm

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2023 @ 11:02pm

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2023 @ 11:57pm

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2023 @ 10:56pm

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2023 @ 11:05pm

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2023 @ 11:09pm

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2023 @ 11:09pm

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2023 @ 11:48pm

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2023 @ 11:56pm

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2023 @ 12:04am

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2023 @ 1:06am

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2023 @ 9:34pm

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2023 @ 12:34am

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2023 @ 1:06am

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2023 @ 8:19pm

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2023 @ 12:51pm

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked 14 Feb, 2024 @ 7:42pm

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.
Unlocked 14 Feb, 2024 @ 10:05pm

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2023 @ 10:54pm

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2023 @ 11:29pm

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2024 @ 9:43pm

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2023 @ 11:05pm

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2023 @ 11:02pm

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2023 @ 8:23pm

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2023 @ 12:18am

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2023 @ 11:26pm

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2023 @ 11:13pm

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2023 @ 12:03am

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2023 @ 10:46pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2023 @ 10:46pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2023 @ 10:46pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2023 @ 10:54pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2023 @ 10:54pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2023 @ 10:56pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2023 @ 11:06pm

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2023 @ 11:54pm

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2023 @ 9:27pm

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2023 @ 8:20pm

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.
Unlocked 14 Feb, 2024 @ 10:04pm

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2023 @ 10:46pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2023 @ 10:53pm

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2023 @ 11:04pm

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2023 @ 11:57pm

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2023 @ 11:09pm

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2023 @ 11:09pm

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2023 @ 11:56pm

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2023 @ 12:09am

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2023 @ 12:54am

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2023 @ 12:54am

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2023 @ 9:45pm

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2023 @ 1:06am

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2023 @ 8:19pm

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2023 @ 8:54pm

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked 14 Feb, 2024 @ 7:42pm

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 14 Feb, 2024 @ 10:02pm

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.
Unlocked 14 Feb, 2024 @ 10:09pm

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2023 @ 10:45pm

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2023 @ 10:54pm

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2023 @ 12:51pm



Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
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