+rep good office worker

-rep
I can’t trust this man ever since he pulled his Johnson out and shot me in the eye, when I was blinded and stubbleing around he took advantage of me again by pushing me on to his kitchen floor and filling my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ with rice crispys, that wasn’t the only thing that snap, crackle and popped that night. My farther had to come and retrieve me from a bath tub filled with ice (out the back of his sex room)

-Rep After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.

+rep he has good bobs

C00l & chill do0d. +rep