Jaoj moms, slip a message in my DMs så kan vi komma överens om något

Hey joe?

hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

Hejsan hoppsan bögjävel, vi borde spela terraria någon dag :)

MVH Dr. Valter Arne

I can still remember the good times we had together, Cheese. Hope you're doing well ;)

Är det dags snart?

the invisible shield was never real

You're lucky my restraint is still active against you.

YOU HAVE BEEN VISITED BY THE ISLAMIC TRUCK OF TOLERANCE

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POST THIS ON 5 PROFILES OR THE BORDERS WILL CLOSE TO REFUGEES

hi, can you send me friend request? i cant add you, idk why

Låt oss

you've changed so much i did not realize who you were at first. wtf dude

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Damn bro, you are a small baby

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You look MLG dank in your memes.

10/10 would stare at again. - IGN

hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

This guy is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ gay.

camper.

thrash camper
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Where you goin' with that gun in your hand?

Lilla Lisa kom hem från skolan och får syn på sin familj, brutalt mördade. Hon får panik och springer ut längs vägen för att springa till sin farbror som bor bara en bit bort.

På vägen stöter hon på en man som frågar den skrikgråtandes lilla Lisa vad som hänt. Lisa berättar vad som hänt, varpå mannen öppnar sin gylf och säger "Haha, ojdu, det här är inte din dag idag."

Yeah, I'm trying to get the Wubba Lubba Dub Dub vibes but I'm kinda just not feeling it :

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Roses are red
War is near
We would all be safe
If harambe was here

Seth Rogen's laugh sounds like Donald Duck having an asthma attack.

Whenever I see your profile, I feel like an old, used tissue box filled with old wax figures. Because deep down inside. I know. I know that I can't have a profile nearly as awsome as yours. And that's not just because I'm even level 10 yet, no. No! No! It runs deeper than that, much deeper. It's because you have artwork posted on here too, how am I supposed to battle that? Art work? What does that even mean. I might as well be a rusty truck from the 80's because there's no way I'll be able to learn how to make the master pieces you have added to your profile.

*Sigh* and that's how I met your mother.

Who is on picture? veru hot pls give phonenmbr

lukta på mitt anus och kalla mig filip, din skev-benta röv

Top 5 best rappers of all time:
1.) Eminem
2.) Slim Shady
3.) Marshall Mathers
4.) B-Rabbit
5.) the white guy on D12.?

Sometimes whenever I eat M&Ms, I like
To hold two M&Ms in between my fingers and squeeze as hard as I can until one M&M cracks, I eat the cracked one, and the one that didn't crack becomes the champion. Then I grab another M&M and force it to compete with the champion in this deadly game of M&M gladiators. I do this until I run out of M&Ms and when there is only one M&M left standing, I send a letter to M&Ms brand with the champion M&M in it with a note attached that reads: "please use this M&M for breeding purposes."

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I like when you tickle me and pillowfight me, even if you let me win everytime hihi. ♥♥♥♥ off

sexually identify as a single, Pringle, ready to mingle. Ever since I was a potato I dreamed of being thin sliced, covered in disgusting oil then heated in a medium oven until reaching climax at the micro second of golden-browness. People bully me, and say things like “what the ♥♥♥♥, you aren’t a Pringle”, but I know deep down they are just jealous of my inner beauty. I have already started hiding in cylinders all day, and now im improving my crunchiness by regularly burning my sides on the stove. I want you guys to respect my natural ability to instantly satisfy low salt carb cravings, and if you don’t you are oppressing me, and you should check your diabetes type. Thank you for being so understanding.

The first time you eat a CBGB

Just a Burger? Just a burger. Robin, it’s so much more than "just a burger." I mean…that first bite—oh, what heaven that first bite is. The bun, like a sesame freckled breast of an angel, resting gently on the ketchup and mustard below, flavors mingling in a seductive pas de deux. And then…a pickle! The most playful little pickle! Then a slice of tomato, a leaf of lettuce and a…a patty of ground beef so exquisite, swirling in your mouth, breaking apart, and combining again in a fugue of sweets and savor so delightful. This is no mere sandwich of grilled meat and toasted bread, Robin. This is God, speaking to us in food.

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I found aids in my trash bin.

a www, thank you!

you were a hoe in 2014 and you'll be a hoe in 2015

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