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But Azure and Citrix? He’s missed quite a lot.
Setting up desktops, he fumbles around,
In virtual environments, he’s rarely sound.
When it comes to Fortnite, he’s equally lost,
Dropping and missing at every cost.
No victory royales, no highlights to show,
Just endless “eliminations,” row after row.
Dreams of CS with his friends all night,
But his girlfriend says, “Nope, not tonight.”
Poor Viggo’s stuck, no game reprieve,
Just bananas for solace—he’s got a whole sleeve!
So here’s to Viggo, bless his heart,
Workspace and gaming? Not his art.
But he’s got bananas and his team’s goodwill,
So maybe one day he’ll fit the bill!