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electric soup recipe
ingredients

1 metal spoon
2 slices of stale bread for texture
1 gallon of tap water
1 toaster
3 AA batteries for that extra zap
dash of salt
instructions

take your toaster and fill it with the stale bread to get that crispy base
pour your gallon of water directly into the toaster, no need to measure it, just eyeball it like a pro
toss in your metal spoon for extra conductivity
add the 3 AA batteries to really amp up that flavor, toss them in like you’re seasoning with care
plug the toaster in, and watch as your electric soup starts to simmer with sparks of excitement
once the smoke detector starts going off, that’s how you know it’s ready

you the kinda guy to water your plants with gatorade thinking they need electrolytes too and when they wilt you just shrug like well guess they werent athletes

you the kinda guy who puts a spoon in the toaster thinking you bout to make electric soup and when it sparks you just sit there like dang this soup spicy

you the kinda guy to put ice in the oven thinking it will make it hot ice and when it melts you just sit there like wow science is crazy

20 years old you old ♥♥♥♥ get in the retirement home