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18 of 44 (41%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

Life's A Bleach

Drink 50 gallons of bleach
Unlocked 18 Aug, 2022 @ 10:22pm

Baby's On Fire

AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2022 @ 10:17am

Daddy Let Me Drown

Drown 25 Times
Unlocked 18 Aug, 2022 @ 1:57pm

Iced Iced Baby

Freeze in the fridge as a Baby
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2022 @ 10:30am

Turn a Rat into a Snack

Follow the squeaks (Remake)
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2022 @ 11:20am

Baby's First...

Get your first win as a baby. (Remake)
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2022 @ 9:46am

I'm Your Daddy.

Win your first Daddy Game (Remake)
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2022 @ 10:11am

Riding Dirty

Drink daddy drinks while driving baby car (Remake)
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2022 @ 9:29pm

Attempted Vehicular Infanticide

Run a baby over with a lawnmower (Remake)
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2022 @ 2:44pm

Deez Buffs Make Me Go Nuts

Have 5 unique buffs at once (Remake)
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2022 @ 10:11am

Plumber's Apprentice

Use a plunger to unclog a clogged toilet. (Remake)
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2022 @ 11:24am

Make a fish your dish

You ate the fish.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2022 @ 7:57pm

Played with balls

Did you have fun?
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2022 @ 2:33pm

Imma Powder Out

inhaled too much baby powder
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 9:33pm

You are what you Eat

eat at least 100 hotdogs
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2022 @ 11:53am

Toasted

Secure a win by dropping a plugged-in toaster into water
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2022 @ 12:05pm

This is not how you play Slip and Die

Rode the Slip and Die, then died. (Baby only)
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2022 @ 12:40pm

Disobedient

You ignored the note
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2024 @ 6:27am



Daddy Belongs in the Kitchen

Cook 25 Steaks (Classic)

Doctor Daddy

Administer 25 Pills to Sick Babies

Psycho Daddy

Eat 25 pieces of trash while enhanced with the Breaking Dad Power Up (Classic)

Daddy That Kills People

Stab other Daddies 25 times (Classic)

Fruit Based

Feed 25 Fruits to Babies

Dad of The Year

Awarded when 365 Babies live to see their mother another day (Classic)

Baby of The Year

Awarded when 365 Daddies have failed you as your father (Classic)

Child Prodigy

Play 50 Notes on the Toy Piano (Classic)

A True Gentleman

Win 5 Games as Daddy or Baby wearing a Top Hat (Classic)

Champion of The House

Complete all the challenges (Classic)

Ready for the Big Leagues

Score on the basketball net

Choked on Balls

Choked on at least 2 Pool Balls

Lawn Daddy

Mow your lawn

Pan Head

Get hit in the head with a pan

Dug Straight Down

Fell into the lava

Acrobatically Inclined

Swing through the hoop

Escape Lookout Cove

Dig out Lookout Cove

Found Another Daddy

In the Basement of the Control Room
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