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♥♥♥♥ my chungus life
Hello boolian , I noticed you have a profile picture of a very beautiful (but also intelligent looking!) female, and I am under the presumption that this godess is you? It is quite astonishing to see a female here in the CS2 Official discord. I am quite popular around here in this server, so if you require guidance, please throw me a mention. I will assist you at any hour, day or night. And, before you are mistaken, I do not seek your hand in a romantic way; although I am not opposed in the event you are interested in me, as many women often are. I am a man of standard, and I do not bow to just any female that comes my way, unlike my peers... So rest assured that I will not be in the way of your gaming and socializing experience. Consider me a Player 2.. a companion, a partner, and perhaps we can enjoy some video games together some time.
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I think I saw God when I watched them play, it was like watching all the planets align with the stars, my wife was watching through the reflection of a bawlz energy drink sitting on my desk and she came to completion. Multiple times. I thought to myself, how can someone with so few hours possess this skill? Then I realized it. They are fundamentally built different. Something about the way boolian's father procreated with boolian's mother, is just different. It must be built different from scratch, like a 1 tapping, round clutching, smoke throwing machine. I'm honored to call them my personal sparring partner, Sensei, sibling in law, and local fire chief. They are one of the most generous, handsome, well endowed humans of the century. Future books will be written about this person, make sure your offspring read a copy.
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