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36 of 50 (72%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

New Kid On The Block

You have joined the KKK.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2015 @ 2:01am

First Day in South Park

You completed your first day in South Park.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2015 @ 2:20am

KKK Hero

You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2015 @ 5:41am

Elven Hero

You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2016 @ 10:44pm

Nonconformist

You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2015 @ 4:57am

Gingivitis

Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2015 @ 5:09am

Day Walker

You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2017 @ 5:12am

Made This for You

You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2015 @ 5:34am

Inside Joke

While inside Mr. Slave, you summoned Mr. Slave.
Unlocked 29 Feb, 2016 @ 5:37am

Are We Cool?

You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.
Unlocked 22 Mar, 2017 @ 6:13am

For the Hoarder

You completed the game without selling any items.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2016 @ 10:44pm

Irritable Bowels

You shat your pants during a boss battle.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2015 @ 2:01am

Acceptance

You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself.
Unlocked 14 Feb, 2016 @ 2:48am

Dog Whistle

You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2017 @ 1:54am

Just Saying Hi

You've farted on every buddy in the game.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2016 @ 11:00pm

Perverted

You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds.
Unlocked 19 Nov, 2017 @ 1:49am

Shutout

You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2015 @ 6:08am

Stay Down

You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2015 @ 2:01am

Avenger

You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2015 @ 8:23am

Poco Chinpoko

You collected 5 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2015 @ 2:01am

Chinpoko loco

You collected 15 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 28 Feb, 2016 @ 1:14pm

Daddy Issues

You befriended your father.
Unlocked 29 Feb, 2016 @ 5:24am

More Popular Than Jesus

You made friends with half of South Park.
Unlocked 28 Feb, 2016 @ 12:09pm

Junk Peddler

You sold 300 junk items.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2016 @ 3:27am

Stick Savior

You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.
Unlocked 27 Feb, 2016 @ 10:53pm

Ass of Fire

You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2016 @ 11:29pm

Canadian Handshake

You've farted on people 100 times.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2016 @ 10:58pm

Animal Cruelty

You've farted on animals 25 times.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2016 @ 11:01pm

Pulling Mud

In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2017 @ 2:15am

Shopaholic

You have collected half of the available costume sets.
Unlocked 19 Nov, 2017 @ 1:20am

Friends in Strange Places

You befriended both crab people and gnomes.
Unlocked 28 Feb, 2016 @ 12:43pm

Weapon Proficiency

Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2015 @ 2:01am

Skilled Defender

Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2015 @ 9:52am

You bastards!

You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2017 @ 4:45am

Mastery

You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2015 @ 5:43am

Make it Rain!

You've spent $500.
Unlocked 29 Feb, 2016 @ 5:10am



Parkeologist

You opened all of the garages in South Park.

Truth to Power

You farted on four major authority figures.

Dragon Wrath

You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.

Re-Buttal

You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.

Heisenberg

You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.

No Child Left Behind

You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.

Chinpokolypse

You collected all of the Chinpokomon.

More Popular Than John Lennon

Everyone in South Park is your friend.

Clothes Whore

You've collected all of the available costumes.

Full Arsenal

You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.
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