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-rep cheats at counter strike:2 Modern Warfare

please dont listen to this man

-rep tried to eat another ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ today

-rep asked me to delete the comment about him trying to eat my friends ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

-rep tried to eat my friends ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

+rep hes cool

I have always thought this was my super power. I could use it to fake a fart to get someone to leave my personal space or avoid talking to strangers. I generally share my talents with boyfriends at the 6th month mark. Today I learned that I am destined for much greater things.

After a stressful day I decided to take a bath. I don't usually take baths and after a few minutes I remembered why as I once again realized how ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ boring baths are.

So like any good super hero I started to play with my super power. But my period also started today and instead of a jet of water I expelled a dark, inky cloud of uterine lining. Like a disgusting ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ octopus. Or sea cucumber. Or other ocean invertebrate that expels its innards to flee attack.

I have always been able to queef on command. The best way I can describe it is I suck in my stomach then contract my abs. This sucks in air through my hoo ha. I can then bear down like I'm trying to poop and it pushes the air out making a rather impressive queef. If I am in a bath tub I can suck up water and shoot it a couple inches.

So, vyd y'all's girl zis here like zat zere vhen sche so y'all see til huurr friend nahwt him kookingkt probably?

Yo yo! sawry faw scare, but just notice profahl on da steam community. y'all know how awful hard it is ta faand beotches who play video game nowadays??? whel, im glay ay stumble apon dis here here little prof cause ay gotta say. ur preyty cute!! ^ ((sawry faw scare, naw static ) whel. Ay wuz uh-wonderin' if u done wanted ta play tf2 wif me (im ayy plat sniper, so ay can carry muh motha ♥♥♥♥♥♥ little princes if need. =-}) cuz ay mighty wants someone ta pub wit me. werd up werd up, maybe even ay could git y'all unusual as little gift. y'all like buring? me too, me too. anyways any, do y'all maybe gots skype? (nahh scare. naw scare, ay iust like meating eye ta eye. ) if we's skype, ay think we's could gots some daaaaaaammm pimp-tight buddy commucashun. :))

well, goo'ness gracious, mister, that there's ayy mighty kind thing y'all didyo dis here iz da parent o' da minecraft usuurr. How dare y'all curse at muh mowtha ♥♥♥♥♥♥ child? numbuurr one, ah watch huurr play on minecraft an' she wuz nahwt hacking. As she done stated huurr geekbox lagged an' caused it ta appears so. Also, huurr grandmothuurr wuz a-dyin' an' done died this here day. She wuz nahwt usin` dat as an excuse. she wuz upset ova da ban an' huurr grandmothuurr. She done tried ta reasonably address da ban an' appeal. She iz nahwt da one who stooped ta da juvenahl behaviaw o' cursing. She uses minecraft as an escape an' wuz on ta git huurr maand off huurr grandmothuurr.
a www. an' if don' think ah know what ah'm jivin' 'boutregarding servers/hacking. ah gots muh mowtha ♥♥♥♥♥♥ mba in it management an' werk in engineering. ah know what ah'm jivin' about…
grow up an' git uh real life an' mowtha ♥♥♥♥♥♥ job what the ♥♥♥♥ sup now?

Yo dey KICKED ME OUT o' da movie theater, an' ah didn't even finish watching da Cars movie. Not only dat, but dey made me clean up muh motha ♥♥♥♥♥♥ semen afta it already dried out an' solidified on da seats. THATS TORTURE!! Do you know how hard it iz ta clean semen afta its dried out? You CLEAN semen afta its FRESH out o' yo' dong, not an hour afta you motha ♥♥♥♥♥♥ nutted. dis here be uh motha ♥♥♥♥♥♥ OUTRAGE. Do you really expect me ta not whip out muh motha ♥♥♥♥♥♥ dong an' jack off when ah see uh HOT sex scene in uh movie? Either don' ban sex scenes in movies, or LET ME jack off in yo' theater, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ what the ♥♥♥♥ sup now?

Ok, zis iss ABSOLUTE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ bullschit. I vent to see Kars in ze zeater chatertay, undt vhen Lightningkt McQfeen got HOT mitt Sally in R-r-radiator Springkts, mein boner engaged. Vhen Lightningkt McQfeen said "Ka-Cho ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥!", I kouldn't help i ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥!!! I klosed mein eyes, undt I TOR-r-rE mein ♥♥♥♥ to schreds, usingkt vhip like motions undt pulled mitt great force. Zat vas ein uff ze best nuts I efer had, chust zinkingkt about it now gets me r-r-riled up. Zingkt iss, I nutted all ofer ze kid sittingkt r-r-right next to me, undt his mom got all pissed at me, schcreamingkt at me fur chackingkt off on her son. I told zat ♥♥♥♥♥ to schut ze ♥♥♥♥ up, undt zat chackingkt off iss a natural, artistic, undt beautiful process. You schould BE HAPPY zat mein semen iss all ofer your son, maybe he kan learn a lesson or two about ze kulture undt art uff chackingkt off. HOVEFER-r-r, ze mofie zeater managers didn't agree mitt me.

My alsshoe felexd form the seuddn and tvitillatie snensatio, ilnvoluntariy rnetractig in an aslmot wninkig geestur. I gdiggle, tehn fdarte. Enxpectig to see smoe knid of ckartoon-lie geren feums or bwron beubbl, but iansted jsut wnatchig my llitte peuckr mlomentariy enxpad tehn rlesea, rneturnig to i'ts naaturl fmor.
"rYou'e a,mazing" I wdhispere.
My wfie sat on the nbeary ttoile, snobbig wtih her haed in her hsand. The rnecet ionfatuatin wtih my own sephinctr was pnuttig a sitran on our rpelationshi, one taht aldmittedy w'asnt gnoig to be qluicky reemedid by any from tyherap. Tihs was prue leov, not jsut smoe cahep from of fnleetig lsut or pnassig haumn dresie

ᶦ ˢʷᵉᵃʳ ᵗᵒ ᵍᵒᵈ ᶦᶠ ᵃᶰʸ ᵒᶠ ʸᵒᵘ ♥♥♥♥♥ ᶜᵒᵖʸ ᵃᶰᵈ ᵖᵃˢᵗᵉ ᵗʰᶦˢ ʸᵒᵘ ʷᶦᶫᶫ ᵇᵉ ᶦᶰ ˢᵉʳᶦᵒᵘˢ ᵗʳᵒᵘᵇᶫᵉ

ᶦ ˢʷᵉᵃʳ ᵗᵒ ᵍᵒᵈ ᶦᶠ ᵃᶰʸ ᵒᶠ ʸᵒᵘ ♥♥♥♥♥ ᶜᵒᵖʸ ᵃᶰᵈ ᵖᵃˢᵗᵉ ᵗʰᶦˢ ʸᵒᵘ ʷᶦᶫᶫ ᵇᵉ ᶦᶰ ˢᵉʳᶦᵒᵘˢ ᵗʳᵒᵘᵇᶫᵉ

ᶦ ˢʷᵉᵃʳ ᵗᵒ ᵍᵒᵈ ᶦᶠ ᵃᶰʸ ᵒᶠ ʸᵒᵘ ♥♥♥♥♥ ᶜᵒᵖʸ ᵃᶰᵈ ᵖᵃˢᵗᵉ ᵗʰᶦˢ ʸᵒᵘ ʷᶦᶫᶫ ᵇᵉ ᶦᶰ ˢᵉʳᶦᵒᵘˢ ᵗʳᵒᵘᵇᶫᵉ

-rep hates oppai

-rep said i need to grow up and get a real life and job

-rep king bully

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+rep lucio boy artist

-rep genji main that doesnt ask for healing

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-rep pizza ♥♥♥♥

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MURRY CHRYSLER YA FLABBIT, luv u papi

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i eat ass ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

what the ♥♥♥♥

♥♥♥♥ me daddy and call me your cumslut

hello! sorry for scare, but just notice profile on the Steam Community. you know how hard it are to find girls who play video game nowadays??? well, Im glad I stumble apon this little prof cause I gotta say.... ur prety cute!! ^ ((sorry for scare, no trouble ) well... I was wondering if u wanted to play tf2 with me (Im a plat sniper, so I can carry my little princes if need. =-}) CUZ I really want someone to pub wit me.. hey hey, maybe even I could get you unusual as little gift. you like Buring? Me too, me too. anyways any, do you maybe have Skype? (no scare. no scare, I iust like meating eye to eye.) if we skype, I think we could have some good buddy commucation. :)) ( i can even turn down my dubstep music in the background if you want...) add me if you want please, I jsit need friend maybe even girlfriend, to play video with.m I can be the perfect guy for you, trust!! ill buy whatever, do whatever, okay?? jsit pick up that phone and CALL. :)

hello! sorry for scare, but just notice profile on the Steam Community. you know how hard it are to find girls who play video game nowadays??? well, Im glad I stumble apon this little prof cause I gotta say.... ur prety cute!! ^ ((sorry for scare, no trouble ) well... I was wondering if u wanted to play tf2 with me (Im a plat sniper, so I can carry my little princes if need. =-}) CUZ I really want someone to pub wit me.. hey hey, maybe even I could get you unusual as little gift. you like Buring? Me too, me too. anyways any, do you maybe have Skype? (no scare. no scare, I iust like meating eye to eye.) if we skype, I think we could have some good buddy commucation. :)) ( i can even turn down my dubstep music in the background if you want...) add me if you want please, I jsit need friend maybe even girlfriend, to play video with.m I can be the perfect guy for you, trust!! ill buy whatever, do whatever, okay?? jsit pick up that phone and CALL. :)

hello! sorry for scare, but just notice profile on the Steam Community. you know how hard it are to find girls who play video game nowadays??? well, Im glad I stumble apon this little prof cause I gotta say.... ur prety cute!! ^ ((sorry for scare, no trouble ) well... I was wondering if u wanted to play tf2 with me (Im a plat sniper, so I can carry my little princes if need. =-}) CUZ I really want someone to pub wit me.. hey hey, maybe even I could get you unusual as little gift. you like Buring? Me too, me too. anyways any, do you maybe have Skype? (no scare. no scare, I iust like meating eye to eye.) if we skype, I think we could have some good buddy commucation. :)) ( i can even turn down my dubstep music in the background if you want...) add me if you want please, I jsit need friend maybe even girlfriend, to play video with.m I can be the perfect guy for you, trust!! ill buy whatever, do whatever, okay?? jsit pick up that phone and CALL. :)

-rep smells like my dirty laundry

didnt get invited to overwatch beta -rep

cant even buy an infinity edge on round 3 -rep

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happy easte

lololololololol wall hax galore. guy can't play but he's 1v5 suddenly CLUTCH. lol wtf haxors.

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+rep can't unbox any knives

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slap my tenderloins

crotch chop my white gold into your mouth hole