Recent reviews by Dixie Normous

I spent lots of hard time trying to survive in the prison so i could get to the outside and enjoy my freedom. And after 36 agonizing days doing nothing but playing the robocop arcade in between lifting weights and beating the punching bag I finally got out. It felt like a miracle, my time had already been extended for ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ myself in the yard, charging me with defacation. As well as assault with a deadly weapon, a mighty toilet roll. Not to mention reckless driving in a wheelchair leaving scores of prisoners injured. I finally get to the suburbs and find my old home still standing there, as i go to sleep a buncha random people show up in my house. What happened next i couldnt believe, the Mat Dickie in the sky must have ordained civilian life is not for me, because as i went to bed again holding what must have been a bootled cambodian made iphone, it dropped and exploded and i was now wanted for Terrorism. I was promptly trialed and sent to 28 days in the pen. By chance i happened to find Mat Dickie's character in the hospital and i had some more days added to my sentence after murdering him. This ♥♥♥♥ is some true hard ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ time.

Whoever in the dev team said that primogineture inheritance should be hard locked to the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ 14th century at the end of a game with no way of progressing towards it faster should be hanged upside down and dunked in a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ sewage tank all day. ♥♥♥♥ you you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, I dont want to ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ lord over 1 demense the entire ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ game because i gotta stick to gavelkind succession. And im not ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ switching to ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ elective or ultimonigeture where I'll be voted out of my own ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ kingdom or having to deal with regency councils all the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ time. I actually like the rest of the game but the changes to inheritance is so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ bad I cant enjoy myself, gonna be sticking to CKII until this ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ gets fixed. Primogineture was introduced in europe at 1066 with william the conqueror, so why the ♥♥♥♥ is it hard locked to the year 1300? ♥♥♥♥ this ♥♥♥♥

I dont always play a evil character in FO2, but when I do I name him Anakin, he kills the men, the women and the children too, and he slaughters them like animals.

I like it

Didnt come with any soundtrack so had to download a 3rd party engine and the soundtrack separately, which kinda defeats the point of buying it but whatever, still the same good old game otherwise, but if theres a complete version somewhere youre better off getting it there.

More like Mount and Trade, pillage the village strategy isnt as effective as it was in warband to generate money, all about dat trade now.

At least its better than Europa Universalis Rome, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ that one was a stinking turd, but its like they polished that turd, made it bigger but it still stinks so bad.

Killed online, cant download anything, cant add any custom images or nothing, thanks you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, you killed the game, i havent played WWE games since smackdown vs raw 2007 and as i pick up the newest game you kill online support.

Time to pay regular paradox tithe and autobuy this ♥♥♥♥, once you're this far down the rabbithole theres no escaping anyways.

I know the top right corner of the worldmap like the palm of my hand.