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This man commited ♥♥♥♥♥♥ acts on me, and I liked it.

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Bentaloose butthole

Oh sweet Mary & Joseph Christ, I would perform passionate ♥♥♥♥♥♥ acts with this woman in a most profound manner. A large audience would gather to bear witness to what could only be described as the quintessential act of ♥♥♥♥♥♥ intercourse. And somewhere between her moans of euphoria and my chafed inner thighs, there would be Truth. A truth that would speak so clearly to the human condition, to our hearts, that for a moment, everything would make sense.

I would thrust. And it would be beautiful.

♫ Happy new year!! ♫