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32 people found this review helpful
6 people found this review funny
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0.6 hrs on record (0.1 hrs at review time)
Developers disabled Graphics Options specifically for Steam Deck, and locked the Game at 40 fps! This is one of the most asinine decisions I've ever seen for a PC port before.

Steam Deck is NOT a console! I bought the PC port, NOT the Nintendo Switch port. It's okay to have preset options for Steam Deck, but disabling the player from changing them on Deck is absurd, and pointless. All I want to do is uncap the framerate, and tweak settings to my liking. Why am I being punished for playing on Deck?

I like to play my Deck on the TV at 1080p, and will mess with settings to find a good balance, so disabling me from changing settings makes this impossible.

Devs, please fix.
Posted 27 September. Last edited 27 September.
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9 people found this review helpful
3 people found this review funny
0.3 hrs on record
Game makes me Sign-In to an Xbox account, yet when I give it my login details, it ignores them and says "SIGN-IN NEEDED".

F@#£ YOU MICROSOFT. I hope your entire sh!tty company gets delisted.
Posted 26 June.
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0.0 hrs on record
Shut up and take my money
Posted 13 June.
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1 person found this review helpful
8.2 hrs on record
Best Game since Simpsons: Hit & Run
Posted 11 June.
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6.7 hrs on record
"Just submit your facial scan, and ID to play bro, you can trust Snoy with your important data, they don't have notoriously unsecured servers that get hacked annually!"

Edit: Don't you dare force us to create a PlayStation account for Ghosts of Tsushima, you hear us Sony? We WILL do this again.
Posted 5 May. Last edited 6 May.
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11.3 hrs on record (1.6 hrs at review time)
I spent 3 hours playing the FREE Demo for this Game.

Hands down the best 3D Platformer I've played since Super Mario Odyssey. Perfectly blends Driving movement, with complex 3D Platforming jumps. It's got Addictive Movement, Awesome Level Design, a Gorgeous Art-Style, a Kick-Ass Soundtrack, and Genuinely Very Funny Writing!

My favourite Game of 2024 so far.
Posted 19 April. Last edited 19 April.
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1 person found this review helpful
2.0 hrs on record
These guys got the rights to Remake KOTOR... why exactly?
Posted 18 March.
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11 people found this review helpful
0.1 hrs on record
Got this Game in a Bundle from a pretty "Humble" place, and booted it up for 5 minutes so I could add another terrible review to the list.

We wanted Remasters of the OG Saints Row, and Saints Row II, and we got this crap instead, and now Volition are dead, so... Thanks.
Posted 5 March.
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2 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
0.8 hrs on record (0.8 hrs at review time)
Textures, and Cutscenes are GORGEOUS, and being able to play this on Consoles is gonna make this Classic much more accessible to a new audience, which is great... however, sadly I have to say The Force Engine is better in every other regard, and has more features too. Skybox warping makes me sick, and looking up and down distorts the image. This was just the way the original Game was coded, but all this was all fixed in The Force Engine, which is a FAN MADE Source Port, available for FREE if you own the original Game, which only costs $5. This Remaster costs $30, which is far too much for what's on offer. I'm sure that Atari buyout had no bearing on the higher prices of the your recent remasters, right guys?

The definitive way to play this Classic, would be to port the absolutely beautiful Texture work, and Cutscenes from this Remaster, and add it as a Mod to The Force Engine, which plays better. While you're at it, there's a wonderful Remaster of the OST done by Richard Barrett Jr on YouTube, Mod that in too, and then you'll have the definitive version of Dark Forces. Until then, I would still recommend this Remaster, just not for the current price. I'm glad this Remaster exists, I'm just a little disappointed it didn't live up to my expectations, and sadly still think The Force Engine is better experience overall.

All this being said, I would sell my left nut for Nightdive Remasters of Dark Forces 2: Jedi Knight, and Jedi Knight II: Jedi Outcast... just fix DF2's horrible skybox warping this time please?
Posted 28 February.
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8.6 hrs on record (1.8 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
It's Vampire Survivors but as an FPS, what else do you need?
Posted 27 January.
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