are you ever this close i mean like this close to brushing your teeth and you're like "nah some gum will do" and no one is around to see how cool you are

I have a morning ritual that I need to share. I call it "the terminator". First I crouch down in the shower in the classic "naked terminator traveling through time" pose. With my eyes closed I crouch there for a minute, visualizing either Arnold or the guy from the second movie (not the chick in the third one because that one sucked) and I start to hum the terminator theme. Then I slowly rise to a standing position and open my eyes. It helps me to proceed through my day as an emotionless, cyborg badass. The only problem is if the shower curtain sticks to my terminator leg. It ruins the fantasy.

WHO.

WHO IS IT WHO

WHO IS IT WHO.

how the ♥♥♥♥ do you have 635 hours in adventure communist u ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ degenerate

Do you know the way?

私はヘロンです。私は長い首を持ち、私は私のくちばしで水の中から魚を選びます。あなたがこの他の10ページにこのコメントを再投稿しないと、私はあなたの台所に今夜飛んで、あなたの鍋とパンを混乱させます。
Watashi wa herondesu. Watashi wa nagai kubi o mochi, watashi wa watashi no kuchibashi de mizu no naka kara sakana o erabimasu. Anata ga kono hoka no 10 pēji ni kono komento o sai tōkō shinai to, watashi wa anata no daidokoro ni kon'ya tonde, anata no nabe to pan o konran sa semasu.