The God of Wealth is here! Good intentions bring good fortune.
The God of Wealth arrives, bringing prosperity and luck.
If he notices you, you have a bright future ahead.
The whole family celebrates the New Year,
Wishing you abundant blessings and good health.
May this year bring you promotions and success,
And may your days be filled with laughter and a bright future.
Wishing you smooth gaming experiences and lucky draws,
May good fortune shine upon you, and may nothing hold you back.
May you enjoy pleasant conversations with friends and family,
Filling the New Year with joy and happiness.

Sister. I've noticed that your reddit avatar is not wearing a hijab. When you wear a hijab, you are obeying the commands of Allah, and you can expect great rewards in return. It is Allah's protection of your natural beauty. You are too precious to be "on display" for each man to see. It is Allah's preservation of your chastity. Allah purifies your heart and mind through the hijab. Allah raises your dignity through the hijab. When a strange man looks at you, he respects you because he sees that you respect yourself. And this applies to your reddit avatar as well.

I was viewing this post while driving my semi on the freeway, and was shocked when there was no NSFW tag. I started to furiously masturbate while keeping one hand on my phone and the wheel at the same time. People kept honking at me when I started to drift off the road (Surprisingly, jacking off and holding a phone while driving is not an easy task). One of the drivers caught a good glimpse of me as he was about to pass me, and he started to furiously choke his chicken as well. However, he wasn’t as experienced as I was and drifted into the freeway. I wasn’t able to dodge him in time and ended up crashing into him right as I was nutting. My semi took up a good portion of the freeway and lead to a 17 car pileup. There were no survivors besides me. The worst part is the airbag snapped my ♥♥♥♥ in half. So, to whoever is reading this, be mindful on adding that NSFW tag. Better safe than sorry.

+rep freak level: ∞

-rep ♥♥♥♥♥♥ a gorilla

-rep ♥♥♥♥♥♥ a gorilla