Recent reviews by BlubParadox

Okay, this mod is really good, and feels like a genuine spin-off of the portal series, however, I have some critiques.

As someone who has put countless hours into both games, some of the puzzles felt a little unintuitive and overly backtrack-y, there's a specific chamber where I had to watch a tube animation 5 or 6 times, and it got grating towards the end.

The VA work in this game is great, but the character you spend the most time with, Sterling, is just, not that great of a character? The reveal at the end feels very GladOS/Wheatley rehash-y, also the voice for him just got really grating.

While I think it is neat that you have to think around puzzles where you only have the Single-Portal Portal Gun, the shear amount of them was a LOT and it started to get really annoying towards the end where you just want to have a second portal again.

Ending is cool, but kinda strange.

I'd smash Romance Emilia, 10/10 Mod.

An astounding 30 minute experience with various levels of difficulty, extremely thought-provoking gameplay and an astounding, philisophical story. Oh sorry, I was thinking about Minesweeper.

Megacraft Hentai Apocalipsis (not apocalypse) however is equally as interesting as Minesweeper, with 10 images of juicy, uh, butts and midriffs i guess, it is sure to keep you hooked on it's astounding crafting system (that i didn't touch) and realistic gunplay (i only used the magnum) frankly such a product is a stonkin good deal for its 0.99 USD price tag, and should be an instabuy for any self-proclaimed "men of culture"

It's graphics are better than The Last of Us Part 2 PS4 Remake Remastered For The PS5 ReRelease Deluxe Ultra Cookie Clicker Edition. And it's soundtrack is so fantastic i'm pretty sure only the best of 11 year olds could make it in FL Studio after listening to FNF music for 30 minutes. The sound effects are incredibly deep and so well sounded that when my mom called me to ask me to get the mail while she was at work, I couldn't pay attention whatsoever because i was astounded by the fact that stock assets were so easy to buy.

The gameplay is so good you might actually find yourself questioning if you've found yourself in real minecraft for such a low low price.

TL;DR: there are minecraft mods hornier than this game is, its not even worth the 0.99 USD it's priced at, maybe buy it on sale if you're bored and want to get laughed at or something.

I got this game for free originally, and the DLCs pre-Beyond Light were given to me by a friend of mine with over 1,400 hours in Destiny 2 across PC and console. I loved this game for the first 550 hours or so before BL came out, and I loved it so much that I pre-ordered BL with 3 season passes for $90

When Beyond Light came out, they removed 4 planets, 5 raids, and pretty much everything that made the game fun to me, for the last 130 hours or so, the game has been nothing but a weekly grind of the same thing over and over again, I finally uninstalled the game today when I sat down and the game showed to me just how much time I wasted just doing the same thing over and over every week like a job with no paycheck and a chance of losing everything I had worked for already.

I don't recommend anyone pick up this game unless they are seriously dedicated to grinding out the same activities every week until the end of time, knowing that the progress may soon mean nothing based on how Bungie feels that day.

Edit: Some of you might have noticed that I have 22 (Probably more by now) hours in the game post this review, and that's for a half decent reason. I need to rephrase my review.

I recommend this game for new players up to an extent, but only to those who do not plan on buying DLC until proven worth the price. The reason why is that you'll never know if the price is worth it, and spending any form of money on an unproven DLC is a bad idea.

I spent $90 on Beyond Light and then left the game for 2 seasons, because it simply wasn't worth the price. Had I waited, sure I would have lost some pre-ordered items (Which I don't use anyway) but I also would have saved a majority of $90.

If you're a new player, try it out, maybe you'll enjoy it, but don't buy DLC until its proven to be worth it. If you're an old player, consider this a wake-up call.

pyrocynical taught me the meaning of playing pyro.

my family from texas taught me the meaning of playing engineer.

those are the only two classes i play.

also i spent $180 on poker games to get sam and max items for this game, the $90 license to main was really worth it, brings my pyro and engie outfits together. one day ill buy Max's Severed Head.

P.S - to my ex who wrote an entire rant about soldier, i get it, its an impossibly easy class for terrible people.