There was a young girl named Sapphire
Who succumbed to her lover's desire.
She said, "It's a sin,
But now that it's in,
Could you shove it a few inches higher?"
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There once was a man from Brighton
Who said to his girl, "You're a tight one"
She said, "Pardon my soul
But you're in the wrong hole
There's plenty of room in the right one."