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42 of 42 (100%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

Hit and Run

Break out of the Combine prisoner transport vehicle.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2022 @ 5:02pm

Quaranta Giorni

Enter the Quarantine Zone.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2022 @ 6:30pm

Mazel Tov

Pick up and smash 50 glass bottles.
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2022 @ 10:24am

Good Grub

Feed the snark.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2022 @ 4:45pm

On a Roll

Interact with the playground somehow.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2022 @ 9:23pm

Little Slugger

Represent yourself with a specific prop on Russell's map.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2022 @ 5:18pm

Eye of the Geiger

Measure Russell with the Geiger counter.
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2022 @ 8:22pm

Mag-Snagger

Catch Russell's ammo magazine before it hits the ground.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2022 @ 9:31pm

Sustenance

Receive a tasty treat.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2022 @ 10:38pm

Freshly Squeezed

Test your grip on a headcrab heart.
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2022 @ 2:48pm

Zombie with a Shotgun

Collect the shotgun.
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2022 @ 10:23am

Xen Garden

Enter the explosive Xen infestation.
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2022 @ 1:23pm

Off the Rails

Stop the prisoner transport train.
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2022 @ 1:43pm

Checking In

Reach the Northern Star.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2022 @ 4:06pm

Heart-Breaker Hotel

Get creative turning the power back on.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2022 @ 5:04pm

Surface Tension

Escape the underground pit.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2022 @ 5:28pm

Unbonded

Collect the SMG.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2022 @ 11:06pm

Cord-Cutter

Shut down the substation.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2022 @ 12:53pm

Blast From the Past

Defuse a roomful of explosive barrels.
Unlocked 31 Jan, 2022 @ 4:20pm

Sound Strategy

Escape the distillery without killing Jeff.
Unlocked 24 Jul, 2024 @ 4:29pm

Flat Note

Kill Jeff.
Unlocked 31 Jan, 2022 @ 6:09pm

Crustacean Frustration

Kill the annoying headcrab before it breaks everything.
Unlocked 24 Jul, 2024 @ 4:03pm

Hold Your Liquor

Catch a bottle falling out of a cupboard before it breaks and alerts Jeff.
Unlocked 31 Jan, 2022 @ 5:54pm

Sea Level

Reach the aquatic exhibits.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2022 @ 8:04pm

Triple Bypass

Solve the tanker yard's electrical puzzle and escape.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2022 @ 6:30pm

High Water March

Start climbing the water tower.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2022 @ 3:46pm

Textbook Jinxing

Wake the Strider.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2022 @ 4:34pm

Point Extraction

Get to the superweapon.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2022 @ 6:10pm

Consequences

Make your choice.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2022 @ 6:15pm

Dead Giveaway

Loot a corpse.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2022 @ 5:29pm

Smash and Grab

Break open a supply crate with your hands.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2022 @ 6:47pm

Up in Arms

Install your first pistol upgrade.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2022 @ 6:51pm

Pro-Pain

Kill a grunt by shooting their gas tank.
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2022 @ 1:31pm

Indirect Approach

Kill a Combine Heavy while their shield is up.
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2024 @ 6:37pm

Combine Harvester

Use the gravity gloves to loot an item off a living Combine soldier.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2022 @ 1:24pm

Xen Lootism

Snatch a Xen grenade from its resting place.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2022 @ 4:44pm

Safe Trip

Use the multitool to hack a tripmine.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2022 @ 1:16pm

Deadliest Catch

Use the gravity gloves to intercept an incoming enemy grenade in mid-flight.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2022 @ 1:10pm

Near-Jeff Experience

Stay close to Jeff for 10 seconds (but not too close).
Unlocked 31 Jan, 2022 @ 5:35pm

Team Spirit

Bring Russell a bottle of vodka.
Unlocked 1 Feb, 2022 @ 3:54pm

Gnome Vault of My Own

Bring a garden gnome with you to the Vault.
Unlocked 26 Jul, 2024 @ 3:23pm

Gnome Alone

If you are reading this achievement, Gabe Newell has successfully launched Gnome Chompski into space. If you did not also receive the achievement 'Manufacturing Ascent', Newell has abandoned his plans to shoot Noam Chomsky into space.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2022 @ 4:32pm