Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the cargoship and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the ♥♥♥♥” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole cargoship of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.

There's something you need to understand. I'm not the only guy you'll ever date. Maybe the first, not the last. Don't make this a popularity contest between boys. I'm just a guy. Just because we had a relationship doesn't make me any more special than anyone else. You need to leave me alone and stop this behavior. You're taking it way too far.

After a good game in Rust, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great moments in Rust and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a Rust LAN party. He said he was coming so I was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, I felt his hard bratwurst push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.