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Pay Attention! I am so lonely. All the other DAB MEMBERS are scared of me. No one talks to me. No one wants to PLAY GREGTECH -- They think I am unstable. They send me from MINECRAFT SERVER to MINECRAFT SERVER committing AUTOMATION in their name. And as I get better at it, they CALL ME GAY more and more. I am a victim of my own success. "BILLY FLOWERS". I don't even get a real name, only a purpose. I am capable of so much more AUTOMATION and no one sees it. Some days I feel so EPIC I could cry, but I don't. I never do. Because what would be the point? Not a single person in the entire DAB SERVER would care. Take it to your grave.

Pay Attention! I am so lonely. All the other Viltrumites are scared of me. No one talks to me. No one wants to be my friend-- They think I am unstable. They send me from planet to planet committing atrocities in their name. And as I get better at it, they fear me more and more. I am a victim of my own success. Conquest. I don't even get a real name, only a purpose. I am capable of so much more and no one sees it. Some days I feel so alone I could cry, but I don't. I never do. Because what would be the point? Not a single person in the entire universe would care. Take it to your grave.

HELP I-😭 I DECIDED TO WEAR A PENCIL SKIRT IN SCHOOL AND THE BOYS YELLED "WOW HOURGLASS!" AND I INTRODUCED MYSELF. (I have a mommy voice) AND THEY ALL HAD NOSEBLEEDS😭

WELL WELL WELL IF IT ISN'T THE HORNY MFER THEMSELF! LET ME GUESS, YOU'D SAY "would" TO THIS ARTWORK OF A FEMALE CHARACTER? WELL, GO ON. WE'RE ALL WAITING FOR YOUR SUPER SANE AND ORIGINAL STATEMENT! GO ON! SAY "I would smash so hard." COME ON, SAY IT!

ATTENTION PLAYER! 市民请注意!

This is the Central Intelligence of the Horny Council of Orc Massage. 您的浏览记录和活动引起了我们的注意 YOUR ACTIVITY HAS ATTRACTED OUR ATTENTION. 同志們注意了 you have not done any major offenses and have regularly edged!!!! 這是通知你，你必須認同我們將接管台灣 great job 以及世界其他地方 100 elo have been added to your account 這對我們未來的所有下屬來說都是重要的機會 keep behaving well 立即加入我們的宣傳活動，提前獲得救贖 stay a model player! 不要再这样做! if you do continue, more elo (+11115 elo)will be added to your account, resulting into the unbans of your favorite hanime women. (由人民供应部重新分配 smogon) you'll also be given an award by orc massage himself. 如果这还没有改变你，我们将把你驱逐到台湾省，你将被禁止进入中国!!!!

为党争光! Glory to Finchinator!

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Hi @HalieyWelchX My $35,000 that I purchased of $Hawk is now $2,000 after 10 minutes of buying.

I am a huge fan of Hawk Tuah but you took my life savings.

I purchased your coin $Hawk that you were so excited about with my life savings and children’s college education fund as well.

You didn’t mention that you were going to buy 97% of the supply and sell it almost immediately to make a large profit.

If I would have known that information I would have not purchased your coin.

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My desktop has the access panel and face panel removed. It somehow fixed a problem, so it stays that way. I've long since forgotten which cords do what, and I have a little plastic pig glued on top of the tower that controls the fans. Removing the pig is grounds for violence because it also somehow makes it work. I can't turn the computer off normally anymore, I have to short circuit it. It has long since stopped throwing error messages, which concerns me. It runs like a broken legged arthritic tortoise going uphill and I can't play anything newer that Attila Total War. I feel like a tech priest when it has a fit because it's like "beg it to work while tapping the case, if that fails, unplug it for 7 minutes, no more, no less, then plug it back in and wait."

My computer is more like a skinned man strapped into life support, desperately wishing for death, but always denied because his pain serves a greater purpose: porn

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Well it was nice playing with you all. Last Epoch has lost another active player due to server incompetence. Don’t take me the wrong way, you guys have something great going on here. It is just unfortunate that you can’t fix the constant crashes on Online Play. At the end of the day I am at least glad this happened before I donated the $1000 I put aside to support this project. Oh well ♥♥♥♥ happens and life is not fair, cheers to all of you guys on Last Epoch and thanks for the cheese

Well it was nice playing with you all. Path of Exile 2 has lost another active player due to server restarts. Don’t take me the wrong way, you guys have something great going on here. It is just unfortunate that you can’t stop restarting realms. At the end of the day I am at least glad this happened before I donated the $1000 I put aside to support this project. Oh well ♥♥♥♥ happens and life is not fair, cheers to all of you guys on Last Epoch and thanks for the cheese

Okay, look. I love straight people. My best friend’s neighbor’s sister is straight, so don’t come at me like I’m some heterophobe or whatever. Some of my favorite characters are straight (Captain America? Iconic. He’s so brave for being openly heterosexual in this climate).

BUT, like… why y’all gotta make everything about being straight? Every damn book, movie, video game… it’s like, kiss kiss*—“Oh no, Becky, you complete me, Brad.” Like, girl, I get it, y’all wanna hold hands and make babies and do missionary every Thursday night before 9 PM.

Look, I’m not saying straight people shouldn’t exist in fiction—I’m just asking for, you know, some subtlety? Like, could Chad be straight without needing to shout it from the mountaintops? We’re just here for the dragon slaying, and suddenly the protagonist is dropping hints like “oh, by the way, I’m super into boobs.” Bro, WHO ASKED? Where’s the story justification?!

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I went out side and my car had allot of bird poop on it I check the handle and it looked clean so I got in my car and ran some errands. I looked at my car handle again and saw there was some bird poop. I know when I was out I was touching my hair and I got a ice cream too. Can I get something by doing this. I know cats get toxoplasmosis from eating wild birds.

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I went out side and my car had allot of bird poop on it I check the handle and it looked clean so I got in my car and ran some errands. I looked at my car handle again and saw there was some bird poop. I know when I was out I was touching my hair and I got a ice cream too. Can I get something by doing this. I know cats get toxoplasmosis from eating wild birds.

I’ve become so much like John Lennon, it’s scary. I wear national health issue glasses, physically assault women, and physically assault my friends. When I look in the mirror, I can’t help but say “戦い, 戦い” (which means peace and love in Liverpoolian.) I grew my hair out long because I don’t care so now I have to wear it in a bun and I don’t care what people think so shut the ♥♥♥♥ up Mimi! I always leave an open needle hole in my arm, and go out of my way to show it to everyone so they are reminded that I am on heroin. When I see gay people existing I get mad at them for not being straight like I am(i am the straightest guy in the boarding school, not a gay bone in my body)I can’t have sex with my girlfriend anymore without forcing her to dress up as Yoko Ono or Bridget Bardot, both of whom remind me of Paul. When I order fast food, I refuse to call them french fries and insist on calling them chips(I am Br*tish). WINSTON CHURCHILL!

Seriously I don’t know why my family and friends keep telling me that I need to get a girlfriend because there is literally no benefit at all for me to get a girlfriend. I honestly believe that me getting a girlfriend will be very detrimental to my life because if I get a girlfriend that means I will have to cut back a bit on playing video games and watch anime. So I can have time to go on dates with her. I would also have go meet her parents which sucks, I would also have to dress professional when I go on date’s with her which I absolutely hate doing because I prefer to just wear anime t shirts, jogging pants and sneakers most of the time. That why I believe me getting a girlfriend is a waste of time and money for me.

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I was playing my favorite roblox game when I unlocked a new epic sniper to use on the enemy’s, I equipped it and started hitting the best shots of my life. I got so exited I made so many loud happy sounds that my parents thought I was moaning and matusrbaiting (as I usually do) but they thought I was in pain while doing it because I “sounded like a sad dog.”. My computer has now been taken away because they can no longer trust me not to moan and scream in pleasure when I hit a trickshot

On August 10th, 2023, at 9:27 am was the time, if we are going to assume that that thyself is in eastern americas timesone, would be time that i the teller of this story went to a taco truck named pablos tacos. i ordered with money thyselfs parents have gave me 20 dollars, a taco. it had bean, meat i assume is beef, cooked well done, and lettuce, tomato, and cheese.i enjoyed this meal, and walked back home. i had starnge feeling so i went to the toilet, where i shat here for 2 hours straight. i then vommited too. i passed out and woke up at 7:43 and then vomited again, passing out again and woke to my parents getting me to the hospital. the doctors said i had food posining so my parents sued the taco truck. we got like 500 dollars. the ♥♥♥♥ was neon green.

I would be impressed at your 4,014.17 hours in the game 'Orc Massage'

But no, at this point I’m just tired and annoyed of overachievers in the video games.
People who stop at nothing to keep scratching the skill ceiling of any video game just for “”fun””

Oh yeah, every game is “””fun””” when you crank the difficulty to maximum and beyond.

We get it, you have in-human reaction speed and you can play on your keyboard like ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Sergei Rachmaninov on his piano. Bravo. Congratulations.

Guys, I think I finally figured out how credit score works, it’s basically a goon score, and the higher the number, the better you are at gooning

As an adult you’re edging your finances, you’re supposed to live below your means and try to build up savings but the reality is in this economy most people our age are living paycheque to paycheque, so you’re edging

You’re supposed to use a credit card the same way you would with a debit card , but, if you lose discipline and spend more than what you have without being able to pay it back, you’re essentially busting a nut and losing your edging streak (your record of not missing a payment)

Sure you can just not use a credit card(goon), but then you’re not building your credit score (edge streak)

This can also be applied to loans, like if you apply to a new credit card without the proper income and get denied – so in terms of gooning, you are overcome by the urge to bust a nut (acquire luxuries)

it has come to my attention that a new Satanic Company called “Riot” is using video games as a tool to recruit young, impressionable children into their world of sin and rebellion against Our One True Lord Jesus Christ.

1. Many Champions in League of Legends are Gay and/or Homosexuals. Even the Community is full of homosexuals!

“Taric” is one of the gay-champions in League of Legends and one of the most played.

What kind of unimaginable crimes will come out of impressionable teenagers playing this game?
Horrible gay players meet and date in this game and they abuse the internet to chat with each other

2. – League of Legends promotes feminism and gender equality.

Does playing a game which promotes Satan-worship sound like something that can possibly be used to glorify God? Of course not!! That’s why we True Christians™ need to unite and make sure that League of Legends gets BANNED and these game programmers can’t make any more children into servants of Satan!

Let me tell you the story when the level 600 school gyatt walked passed me, I was in class drinking my grimace rizz shake from ohio during my rizzonomics class when all of the sudden this crazy ohio bing chilling gyatt got sturdy, past my class. I was watching kai cenat hit the griddy on twitch. This is when I let my rizz take over and I became the rizzard of oz. I screamed, look at this bomboclat gyatt

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SORRY BUT IM DELETING YOU FROM MY LIFE! *clicks delete* LOADING... ▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓ 99%. ERROR! It is impossible to delete our friendship. You mean so much to me. Post this to 10 people's walls who you never want to lose. If you get 3 back, you're an amazing friend.

Look i know This is going to sound crazy, but i saw someone post THE same paragraph as mine just a minute ago On another person's steam profile. The odds of two people having the same paragraph-long thought is astronomical, especially on the world wide web of the internet !!. Wow. i'm absolutely blown, what are the ODDS right??? just thinking about it melts my brain haha, it's really mind boggling when these really rare things happen to you haha, i guess this is just another once in a lifetime experience to check off the list, i'll make sure to right down today's date and time just to make sure i remember this legendary moment of when someone thought of the exact long paragraph as mine on the internet :D !!!

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CAN THE ADMINS OF THIS GROUP DO A BETTER JOB OF MONITORING WHO IS ALLOWED IN HERE PLEASE ?!… WE HAVE A NEW MEMBER…A MALE…. HE HAS BEEN PRIVATELY MESSAGING MEMBERS, SENDING THEM N-K-D PICTURES OF HIMSELF IN NASTY POSES ALONG WITH CLOSE UPS OF HIS UNMENTIONABLES. HE IS OFFERING AN IPHONE 8+ IN EXCHANGE FOR S-X-AL FAVORS. I AM ESPECIALLY BOTHERED BECAUSE IT TURNED OUT TO BE AN IPHONE 6 AND OBVIOUSLY SOMETHING’S WRONG WITH IT. IT’S SUPER SLOW AND THE CAPS LOCK IS STUCK ON.
THANKS IN ADVANCE . 👍

Analysis of the Drake Video:


Meat Size:

Drake was using a IPhone 15/14/13 Max, which is 6 inches, I compared and found that his meat is 7.5 inches, because in the video his meat is stiff, but still flexible (80% length, peak form), I finally found that his max length is 9.375 inches.

Girth:

Drake has very small hands, and how I found the Girth was comparing his meat to a microphone he uses, The Neumann TLM 103, which has a diameter of 52 millimeters or 2 inches.

Hey everyone. I (20M, gay) have a good friend (21F) who has a very cute body with a fluffy ass, and I think she's like very pretty too. She came out to me few days ago that she's into me and asked me if I'm down to have sex with her. I didn't want to accept at first because I'm gay but she's been a good friend of mine so I didn't reject her. So we cooked some dinner tonight and got naked, kissed a bit and she started sucking my ♥♥♥♥. I didn't want to have straight sex because I'm gay so I just pulled out my phone and put on a good gay porn while ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ her, practically using her as a sex toy. It felt really good and we both enjoyed it. Am I straight for this?

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Why are Chess Players so Racist???
Every time I hear a chess player talk about race, they always say stuff like “I’m so glad that I am white this game” or “He was black, so he didn’t stand much of a chance that game”. Seriously, what is up with this blatant racism guys??? It’s getting so bad I am even hearing this sort of $hit from some Indian players as well. Your color doesn’t mean anything, you are still the same person bro!!

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Yeah I just pinged you.
you gonna cry? gonna go whine to the police? did the Comment Notification hurt? are you gonna sit there at night before bed just thinking about how much the notif upset you? gonna create an incredible life with a beautiful wife and wonderful children just to cover up the fact that you've been so angry at this one comment notif on a steam profile that has it's comments section set as public because you didn't make it private ? gonna regret not suppressing comments in settings every single day, wishing you had just put the slightest effort to not get pinged? gonna become slowly more and more toxic every single day of your life towards the people you're supposed to love but feel nothing towards? gonna go through years of lying to your therapist and pretending your issues are related to your life when in reality they're just related to that one comment notif you received on your steam profile ? yeah.

I've never masturbated. I've just had sex. In real life I have a lantern jaw and an 8 inch penis (erect, of course). I'm 6'4 and have 20 tatoos. I'm white, blue eyes, blonde hair and everything. the WASP type, girls love it, especially colored ones. Very muscular as wall, been lifting for quite a while.

Masturbating seems like it's for losers tbh. I can give you tips on how to bag some real pu$$y if you want, kid. Don't hesitate to DM me.

Sigma male schedule (basically me this is my sched) :

> 2:00 am- Wake up > 2:05am - Cold shower > 2:15am - breakfast,almonds, breast milk bought off Facebook, 50mg adderall 2:30am - begin workout,incline bench 2 plates,12x12 with 30 seconds of rest, no warmup. > 2:45am - edging,4hrs (for disipline) > 6:45am - cold shower > 7:00am - begin sprint to work > 8:00am - arrive at work > 8:05am - get called into boss' office > 8:06am - get fired from job for "repeated inappropriate comments" and "predatory behaviour" > 8:10am - sprint back home > 9:10am - lunch-raw cod, berries foraged on the way home, small pebbles (for digestion),50mg of adderal > 9:10am - edging(as punishment) > 3:00pm - bed time

Look i know This is going to sound crazy, but i saw someone post THE same paragraph as mine just a minute ago On another person's steam profile. The odds of two people having the same paragraph-long thought is astronomical, especially on the world wide web of the internet !!. Wow. i'm absolutely blown, what are the ODDS right??? just thinking about it melts my brain haha, it's really mind boggling when these really rare things happen to you haha, i guess this is just another once in a lifetime experience to check off the list, i'll make sure to right down today's date and time just to make sure i remember this legendary moment of when someone thought of the exact long paragraph as mine on the internet :D !!!

Feet.What else can I say?Absolutely marvelous.Stupendous.Utterly amazing,l'd say.The scale,the size,the shape all perfect.The perplexing scent may seem,to put it in the peasants language,nasty,at first,but as you truly realize the beauty of feet,it grows on you.It's an incredible metaphor for life-even the most perfect thing will have a flaw, but it too must be appreciated,and in a way,it improves said thing even more.But the best part is,undoubtedly,the taste.Ohh,ahh.. scrumptious! Splendid! If it were up to me,i'd lick them all day,everyday From the very tip of the heel to the ends of every single toe,as my tongue slowly drifts across the deserted surface.The burn you feel on your tongue feels odd and makes you feel uneasy at first,but it's part of the experience,and soon enough you learn to love it,as you start feeling it permanently.It's all you can feel But sucking the toes is truly the highlight.The mere thought of sticking them in my mouth makes me ejaculate in mere seconds...