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He's alive!
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your best friends backk;]
(12:53 AM) marysa:she says ow cause i crush her cervix
im like... 4.5 inches
no. he's. not.
(12:54 AM) Tony:dude if u were 4.5inches i think it might just fall off from being to small.
it might just go hide in a corner
(12:54 AM) marysa:LMAO
LOLOLOLOL
oh god...
i like you lol your funnnny
(12:55 AM) Tony:=D
(12:55 AM) marysa:it did that last time i went to the gym and took a shower
(12:55 AM) Tony:fell off?
(12:55 AM) marysa:yyerrr
...
ignore him
hes retarded,
(12:56 AM) Tony:hey now i want to know how much super glue was involved and also how he coaxed that wienie out of the corner
:D