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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 6:18pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 7:01pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 8:13pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2022 @ 12:04pm

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2022 @ 3:37pm

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2022 @ 8:10am

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2022 @ 1:05pm

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2022 @ 7:03am

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2022 @ 9:12am

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2022 @ 7:06pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 8:07am

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2022 @ 8:18am

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2022 @ 8:49am

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 5:57pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 6:01pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 6:04pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 6:17pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 6:32pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2022 @ 8:23am

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2022 @ 11:48am

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2022 @ 4:55pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2022 @ 7:42pm

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2022 @ 1:11pm

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2022 @ 12:17pm

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2022 @ 12:17pm

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2022 @ 12:17pm

Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 4:00pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 6:01pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 6:32pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 7:51pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2022 @ 9:03am

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 5:56pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 5:56pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 6:16pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2022 @ 8:59am

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2022 @ 9:53am

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 6:23pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 5:57pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 6:31pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2022 @ 9:07am

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 6:03pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 7:13pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2022 @ 4:45pm

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 6:21pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2022 @ 9:13am

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2022 @ 8:02pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 6:09pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2022 @ 8:26am

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2022 @ 6:47pm

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2022 @ 11:38am

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2022 @ 1:59pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2022 @ 12:13pm

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2022 @ 3:03pm

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2022 @ 6:37am

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2022 @ 12:12pm

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2022 @ 5:22pm

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2022 @ 9:58am

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2022 @ 12:14pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2022 @ 8:10am

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2022 @ 11:38am

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 1:34pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2022 @ 8:56am

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2022 @ 10:13am

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2022 @ 9:06am

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 6:03pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 6:46pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2022 @ 8:46am

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 6:07pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 6:15pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2022 @ 11:53am

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 6:50pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2022 @ 9:31am

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 6:24pm

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2022 @ 2:03pm

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 10:10am

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 1:31pm

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2022 @ 4:55pm

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 10:10am

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2022 @ 6:37am

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 1:35pm

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2022 @ 7:23am

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2022 @ 12:17pm

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2022 @ 12:50pm

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2022 @ 12:12pm

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 1:35pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2022 @ 6:25am

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2022 @ 8:58am

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 7:20pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2022 @ 1:50pm

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2022 @ 7:46pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2022 @ 7:21am

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2022 @ 12:29pm

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 7:59am

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2022 @ 10:18am

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2022 @ 11:51am

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2022 @ 7:28pm

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2022 @ 8:25am

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2022 @ 8:25am

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2022 @ 11:20am

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2022 @ 8:28am

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2022 @ 11:34am

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2022 @ 7:25am

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2022 @ 9:53am

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2022 @ 9:53am

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2022 @ 9:53am

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 1:33pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 1:33pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 1:36pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2022 @ 7:35pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2022 @ 7:36pm

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2022 @ 7:43pm

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 8:17am

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2022 @ 9:07am

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2022 @ 7:37pm

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 1:19pm

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 1:31pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2022 @ 4:09pm

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2022 @ 9:36am

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2022 @ 9:05am

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 6:08pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2022 @ 5:25pm

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2022 @ 9:26am

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2022 @ 8:19am

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2022 @ 8:32am

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2022 @ 8:55am

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2022 @ 10:03am

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2022 @ 6:53pm

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2022 @ 9:40am

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2022 @ 10:05am

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2022 @ 11:44am

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2022 @ 12:05pm

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2022 @ 12:05pm

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2022 @ 6:38pm

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2022 @ 1:53pm

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 1:25pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2022 @ 11:52am

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2022 @ 12:12pm

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2022 @ 10:34am

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2022 @ 12:13pm

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2022 @ 12:13pm

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2022 @ 7:35pm

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2022 @ 7:36pm

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2022 @ 11:52am

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2022 @ 11:53am

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2022 @ 11:53am

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2022 @ 12:06pm

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2022 @ 12:17pm

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 1:39pm

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2022 @ 12:19pm

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2022 @ 12:19pm

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2022 @ 11:12am

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2022 @ 9:06am

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2022 @ 9:13am

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2022 @ 10:14am

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2022 @ 6:16pm

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 5:57pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 6:30pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2022 @ 1:06pm

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2022 @ 9:54am

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2022 @ 10:34am

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 1:10pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 7:06pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2022 @ 5:43pm

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2022 @ 9:54am

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2022 @ 12:13pm

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 1:33pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2022 @ 8:23am

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2022 @ 8:11am

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2022 @ 9:54am

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2022 @ 12:14pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 1:36pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2022 @ 10:03am

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2022 @ 11:58am

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2022 @ 4:06pm

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2022 @ 12:05pm

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2022 @ 12:56pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2022 @ 1:02pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2022 @ 12:35pm

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2022 @ 8:57am

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2022 @ 5:12pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2022 @ 8:58am

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2022 @ 8:58am

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2022 @ 10:36am

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2022 @ 12:39pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2022 @ 12:37pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2022 @ 12:50pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2022 @ 12:51pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2022 @ 12:57pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2022 @ 12:17pm

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 5:59pm

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2022 @ 6:18am

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2022 @ 7:36am

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 1:31pm

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2022 @ 10:20am

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 1:19pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 1:33pm

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 1:34pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2022 @ 1:48pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2022 @ 7:36pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2022 @ 11:52am

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2022 @ 11:52am

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2022 @ 11:53am

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2022 @ 12:06pm

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2022 @ 9:04am

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2022 @ 10:52am

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2022 @ 11:05am

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2022 @ 6:01pm

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2022 @ 10:01am

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2022 @ 7:16pm

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2022 @ 11:40am

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2022 @ 1:16pm

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2022 @ 8:58am

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2022 @ 10:28am

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2022 @ 1:15pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2022 @ 4:07pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2022 @ 7:18am

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2022 @ 10:49am

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2022 @ 11:37am

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2022 @ 7:03pm

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 8:06am

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2022 @ 8:21am

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2022 @ 8:25am

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2022 @ 9:05am

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2022 @ 10:05am

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2022 @ 7:33pm

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2022 @ 12:26pm

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2022 @ 6:01pm

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 6:07pm

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2022 @ 7:16am

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2022 @ 11:35am

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2022 @ 11:04am

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2022 @ 7:37pm

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2022 @ 7:37pm

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2022 @ 11:12am

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 1:37pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2022 @ 1:48pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2022 @ 1:48pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2022 @ 11:52am

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2022 @ 11:53am

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2022 @ 11:55am

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2022 @ 12:06pm

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2022 @ 10:51am

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2022 @ 11:05am

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2022 @ 11:06am

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2022 @ 11:06am

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2022 @ 4:09pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2022 @ 8:51am

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2022 @ 7:35am

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2022 @ 12:05pm

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 7:48am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2022 @ 6:23am

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2022 @ 7:28am

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2022 @ 4:35pm

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2022 @ 12:12pm

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2022 @ 1:43pm

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2022 @ 6:03am

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2022 @ 12:33pm

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2022 @ 5:39pm

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2022 @ 9:04am

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2022 @ 11:03am

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2022 @ 12:49pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2022 @ 4:08pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2022 @ 6:00pm

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2022 @ 11:52am

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2022 @ 11:53am

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2022 @ 11:53am

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2022 @ 12:06pm

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2022 @ 9:05am

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2022 @ 11:04am

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2022 @ 11:06am

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2022 @ 11:06am

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2022 @ 11:07am

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2022 @ 4:12pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2022 @ 6:01pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2022 @ 6:04pm

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2022 @ 12:51pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2022 @ 4:09pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2022 @ 12:50pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2022 @ 12:38pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2022 @ 12:57pm

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2022 @ 4:07pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2022 @ 4:15pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2022 @ 6:44pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2022 @ 6:45pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2022 @ 6:57pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2022 @ 6:45pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2022 @ 6:01am

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2022 @ 6:02am

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2022 @ 3:59pm

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2022 @ 7:28am

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2022 @ 7:28am

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2022 @ 7:28am

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2022 @ 7:28am

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2022 @ 7:29am

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2022 @ 7:29am

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2022 @ 7:29am

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2022 @ 7:29am

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2022 @ 7:29am

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2022 @ 7:29am

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2022 @ 7:29am

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2022 @ 7:29am

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2022 @ 7:29am

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2022 @ 7:29am

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2022 @ 4:41pm

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2022 @ 11:23am

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2022 @ 7:29am

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2022 @ 6:59am

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 1:17pm

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2022 @ 10:18am

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2022 @ 11:53am

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2022 @ 9:04am

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2022 @ 11:06am

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2022 @ 4:10pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2022 @ 6:06pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2022 @ 12:39pm

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2022 @ 12:57pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2022 @ 4:14pm

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2022 @ 7:29am

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 1:09pm

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2022 @ 7:37pm

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2022 @ 9:03am

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2022 @ 11:06am

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2022 @ 12:06pm

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2022 @ 9:04am

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2022 @ 10:51am

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2022 @ 11:05am

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2022 @ 11:06am

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2022 @ 11:07am

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2022 @ 4:10pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2022 @ 4:12pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2022 @ 6:04pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2022 @ 6:06pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2022 @ 6:02am

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2022 @ 6:04am

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2022 @ 6:04am

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2022 @ 11:05am

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2022 @ 11:06am

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2022 @ 11:06am

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2022 @ 11:07am

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2022 @ 4:12pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2022 @ 6:05pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2022 @ 6:06pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2022 @ 6:02am

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2022 @ 6:04am

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2022 @ 6:04am

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2022 @ 5:40pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2022 @ 5:41pm

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2022 @ 6:14pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2022 @ 1:42pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2022 @ 4:10pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2022 @ 6:03pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2022 @ 6:35pm

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2022 @ 5:44am

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2022 @ 6:01am

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2022 @ 4:55pm

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2022 @ 6:08pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2022 @ 8:18am

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2022 @ 9:02am

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2022 @ 4:44pm

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2022 @ 7:30am

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2022 @ 7:30am

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2022 @ 7:21am

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2022 @ 7:30am

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2022 @ 6:21pm

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2022 @ 6:21pm

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2022 @ 6:09am

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2022 @ 6:17pm

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2022 @ 12:07pm

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2022 @ 6:02am

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2022 @ 3:22pm

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2022 @ 8:08am

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2022 @ 11:56am

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2022 @ 6:12pm

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2022 @ 11:59am

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2022 @ 5:59pm

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2022 @ 5:59pm

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2022 @ 7:30am

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2022 @ 6:05pm

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2022 @ 4:10pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2022 @ 11:07am

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2022 @ 4:12pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2022 @ 6:01pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2022 @ 6:06pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2022 @ 6:06pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2022 @ 6:04am

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2022 @ 6:04am

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2022 @ 6:05am

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2022 @ 5:40pm

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2022 @ 8:10am

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2022 @ 9:27am

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2022 @ 10:17am

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2022 @ 12:01pm

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2022 @ 9:47am

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 1:20pm

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2022 @ 10:55am

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2022 @ 11:55am

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2022 @ 9:05am

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2022 @ 11:07am

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2022 @ 4:11pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2022 @ 5:38am

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2022 @ 4:56pm

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2022 @ 8:08am

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2022 @ 5:59pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2022 @ 12:41pm

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2022 @ 1:16pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2022 @ 4:37pm

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2022 @ 7:30am

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2022 @ 4:56pm

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2022 @ 5:58pm

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2022 @ 5:44am

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2022 @ 12:11pm

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2022 @ 6:17pm

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 1:14pm

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2022 @ 9:07am

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2022 @ 7:34pm

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2022 @ 9:02am

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2022 @ 11:06am

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2022 @ 4:11pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2022 @ 6:06pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2022 @ 6:04am

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2022 @ 8:09am

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2022 @ 12:01pm

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2022 @ 5:59pm

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2022 @ 12:57pm

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2022 @ 4:15pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2022 @ 5:37pm

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2022 @ 7:31am

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2022 @ 6:12pm

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2022 @ 6:07am

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2022 @ 11:58am

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2022 @ 5:58pm

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2022 @ 5:58pm

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2022 @ 5:58pm

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2022 @ 6:07pm

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2022 @ 6:07pm

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2022 @ 6:00pm

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2022 @ 9:03am

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2022 @ 7:31am

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2022 @ 7:31am

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2022 @ 7:31am

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2022 @ 5:41pm

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2022 @ 5:34pm

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2022 @ 7:31am

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2022 @ 10:29am

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2022 @ 10:32am

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2022 @ 5:59pm

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2022 @ 6:38pm

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Jan, 2022 @ 9:26am

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2022 @ 10:27am

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2022 @ 4:33pm

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2022 @ 7:31am

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2022 @ 7:33pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2022 @ 6:12pm

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2022 @ 8:22pm

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2022 @ 6:05pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2022 @ 6:06pm

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2022 @ 6:03am

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2022 @ 6:04am

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2022 @ 6:04am

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2022 @ 5:40pm

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2022 @ 8:10am

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2022 @ 10:12am

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2022 @ 10:12am

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2022 @ 12:01pm

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2022 @ 12:05pm

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2022 @ 5:59pm

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2022 @ 5:59pm

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2022 @ 5:59pm

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2022 @ 6:10pm

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 6:08pm

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2022 @ 5:59pm

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2022 @ 6:04am

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2022 @ 6:04am

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2022 @ 6:13am

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2022 @ 5:40pm

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2022 @ 9:27am

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2022 @ 10:12am

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2022 @ 12:01pm

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2022 @ 12:01pm

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2022 @ 5:59pm

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2022 @ 5:59pm

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2022 @ 5:59pm

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2022 @ 6:01pm

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2022 @ 6:01pm

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2022 @ 8:52am

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2022 @ 4:50pm

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2022 @ 8:56am

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2022 @ 5:15pm

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2022 @ 12:14pm

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2022 @ 9:05am

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2022 @ 4:09pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2022 @ 6:01pm

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2022 @ 6:03am

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2022 @ 6:12pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2022 @ 10:12am

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2022 @ 5:59pm

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2022 @ 5:59pm

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2022 @ 10:32am

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2022 @ 7:32am

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2022 @ 1:00pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2022 @ 4:15pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2022 @ 5:37pm

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2022 @ 7:32am

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2022 @ 7:37pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2022 @ 5:44am

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2022 @ 7:34pm

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2022 @ 1:09pm

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2022 @ 7:32am

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2022 @ 8:22am

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2022 @ 7:32am

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2022 @ 7:32am

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2022 @ 7:32am

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2022 @ 7:32am

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2022 @ 7:32am

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2022 @ 7:32am

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 6:00pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 6:08pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 5:56pm

True Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies with no cookie clicks.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 4:00pm

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 6:18pm

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 6:18pm

Speed baking III

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 15 minutes.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 4:15pm

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2022 @ 7:23am

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 5:57pm

Endless cycle

Ascend 1,000 times.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2022 @ 3:01pm

Last Chance to See

Burst the near-extinct shiny wrinkler.
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2022 @ 7:28am

All-natural cane sugar

Harvest a golden sugar lump.
Unlocked 26 May, 2023 @ 11:01am

Four-leaf cookie

Have 4 golden cookies simultaneously.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2022 @ 1:25pm

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2022 @ 7:29am

When the cookies ascend just right

Ascend with exactly 1 trillion cookies.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2022 @ 12:29pm

Gaseous assets

Have your stock market profits surpass a whole year of CpS ($31.536 million).
Unlocked 11 Mar, 2022 @ 12:18pm

Seven horseshoes

Click 27,777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2022 @ 7:31am

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 1:52pm

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 1:10pm

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 1:10pm

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 1:10pm

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 1:11pm

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 1:11pm

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 1:11pm

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 1:11pm

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 1:11pm

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 1:11pm

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 1:11pm

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 1:11pm

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 1:11pm

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 1:11pm

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 1:10pm

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 1:10pm

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 1:10pm

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 1:14pm

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 1:09pm

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 1:09pm

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 1:09pm

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 1:09pm

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 1:09pm

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 1:09pm

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 1:09pm

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 1:09pm

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 1:09pm

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 1:09pm

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 1:09pm

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 1:09pm

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 1:09pm

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 1:09pm

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 1:09pm

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 1:09pm

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 1:14pm

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2023 @ 8:52am

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 1:09pm

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2023 @ 8:52am

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 1:09pm

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 1:11pm

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2023 @ 8:42am

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2023 @ 8:43am

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 1:43pm

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 1:09pm

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 1:09pm

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 1:09pm

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 1:11pm

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 3:42pm

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 9:33pm

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 10:02am

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 1:25pm

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 12:02pm

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 5:59pm

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 6:00pm

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 10:02am

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 10:02am

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 6:22pm

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 6:22pm

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 10:14am

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 6:12pm

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 6:23pm

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 10:08am

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 6:00pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 6:00pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 6:00pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 6:00pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 6:00pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 6:00pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 6:00pm

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 6:00pm

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 6:00pm

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 6:01pm

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 6:01pm

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 6:01pm

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 6:01pm

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 10:08am

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 6:00pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 6:00pm

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 6:00pm

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 6:12pm

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 5:59pm

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 5:59pm

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 5:59pm

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 5:59pm

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 5:59pm

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 5:59pm

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 5:59pm

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 5:59pm

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 5:59pm

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 5:59pm

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 5:59pm

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 5:59pm

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 5:59pm

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 5:59pm

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 5:59pm

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 5:59pm

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 10:08am

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 10:08am

Introspection

Have 700 You.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 10:08am

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 10:14am

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 6:01pm

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 5:59pm

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 5:59pm

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 5:59pm

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 5:59pm