>Be Me.

>Eat a lot of spaghetti.

>Get fat.

>Sleep too much.

>Slip up with a girl.

>Watch a lot of porn.

>Get laid.

>Go to bar.

>Find a girl to kiss.

>Get drunk.

>Get laid.

>Change my mind about whether I want to be with a girl.

>Move out.

>Visit parents.

>Buy a new car.

>Get your ass kicked.

>Kill a puppy.

>Fall in love.

>Get pregnant.

>Get laid.

>Jump on a plane to go somewhere.

>Get my ass kicked.

>Get laid.

>Pee alone.

>Find another apartment.

>Plan my life.

>Forget to pay my bills.

>Buy a new car.

>Buy a motorcycle.

>Buy a hot ass girlfriend.

>Build my own house.

>Meet the parents.

>Decide to live in the same town.

>Fight my ex-girlfriend.

>Get laid.

>Go to the store.

>Order drinks at the bar.

>Look up other women on MySpace.

>Be on Reality TV.

>Get mad at the girl.

>Don't get mad at the girl.

>Get laid.

>Get married.

>Get divorced.

>Get a pedicure.

>Piss in public.

>♥♥♥♥♥ at another girl for wearing perfume.

>Marry the wrong girl.

>Get my ass kicked.

>Get laid.

>Change my mind about whether I want to be with a girl.

>Think about my ex-girlfriend.

>Get depressed.

>Get laid.

>Marry the right girl.

>Get my ass kicked.

>Go to bar.

>Go to gym.

>Marry a girl who can hold up to my game.

>Go to the store.

>Buy new furniture.

>Plan my life.

>♥♥♥♥ my pants.

>Kick a puppy.

>Kick a cat.

>Throw a temper tantrum.

>Be gay.