She was lickin' my nuts (nuts)
Eatin' my skeet (skeet)
Now I'm locked up (up)
Beatin' my meat (meat)
Open my eyes, yeah
She was only seventeen
We was sippin' on yak (yak)
She takin' her clothes off
Now someone black's
Tellin' me to bend over
I realize, yeah
She was only seventeen
My life is a story of trials and jailbait
Why do I have bisexual cellmate?
I told some hoe to get naked
Now I'm in jail
And I'm gettin' butt raped, and
Shoulda told her to show me some ID
Before I know it
She was suckin' on my d-
In prison, I can't get into a gang
So I'm gettin' gang raped by Mexicans
I ♥♥♥♥♥♥ up my life
Her butthole was tight
But not worth doin' time
'Cause now I'm gettin' boned in mine
I was up in her butt (butt)
Slappin' them cheeks (cheeks)
Now I'm gettin' love
From a guy named Jesus
Open my eyes, yeah
She was only seventeen
She was lickin' my ♥♥♥♥ (♥♥♥♥)
Givin' me blowjobs
Now I'm gettin' sex
When I'm droppin' the soap, and
I realize, yeah
She was only seventeen
When I was gettin' laid
Her age was of no concern
Now I'm gettin' AIDS
Them gays are takin' turns
And I just wish them homies would stop rapin' my cornhole
Come on, y'all
Go play basketball
How could I have ever known
That the hoe is underage
I just wanted her to give me and my friends a couple handjobs
Yeah
I was all up in her muff
I guess grass on the field isn't enough
I got a Jewish lawyer when I went to court
But my judge knew exactly who I was
And since when should a woman be allowed to be a judge?
They're all dumb
She was lickin' my nuts (nuts)
Eatin' my skeet (skeet)
Now I'm locked up (up)
Beatin' my meat (meat)
Open my eyes, yeah
She was only seventeen
We was sippin' on yak (yak)
She takin' her clothes off
Now someone black's tellin' me to bend over
I realize, yeah
She was only seventeen
If you ever got a hoe to take her pants off
And then the cops takin' you away in handcuffs
And Chris Hansen's sayin' "Why don't you have a seat here with me?"
Ninja, please
I shoulda never old a hoe to take her pants off
I shoulda never nutted up inside her ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
Because the sperm in her butt was evidence against me
She told me she was forty-three
She was lickin' my nuts (nuts)
Eatin' my skeet (skeet)
Now I'm locked up (up)
Beatin' my meat (meat)
Open my eyes, yeah
She was only seventeen
We was sippin' on yak (yak)
She takin' her clothes off
Now someone black's tellin' me to bend over
I realize, yeah
She was only seventeen
I was up in her butt (butt)
Slappin' them cheeks (cheeks)
Now I'm gettin' love
From a guy named Jesus
Open my eyes, yeah
She was only seventeen
She was lickin' my ♥♥♥♥ (♥♥♥♥)
Givin' me blowjobs
Now I'm gettin' sex
When I'm droppin' the soap, and
I realize, yeah
She was only seventeen
In the case of the people vs. Rucka Rucka Ali
The defendant is found guilty
Enjoy getting your butt ♥♥♥♥♥♥ by a man with many tattoos and questionable citizenship
Suck my balls