There's no oui (we) without u and i ;)

Stop sending me pictures of naked black dudes kissing..... ITS MAKING ME HAAAAAAAARD!!!111!!

omg please edate me already I’ve been looking your profile for the past 4 months and I love it when you give me any kind of attention. I already know a lot about you so we don't have to go on many dates I am fully prepared to spend the rest of my life with you. Please just tell me you love me already I can’t wait to hear your voice say those three words. OK I ADMIT IT I LOVE YOU? I just want to be your boyfriend and put a heart in my profile linking to your profile and have a wall text of you commenting cute things. I want to talk in discord all night or watch a movie but you just seem so uninterested in me it kills me and I cant take it anymore I want to remove you but I care too much about you so please im begging you to love me back or remove me and NEVER contact me again because I need you by my side but if you don’t love me then I want you to leave because seeing your icon in my friend list would kill me everyday of my sad life.

YOU HAVE 1 NEW MESSAGE.
Hey, this is Phil from the Small Weiner Club. Uhh, sorry to get back to you so late, I just finished reviewing your application and information you sent in, uh but I am sorry to say that I don't think I can allow you to join our group. From what I'm looking at, your weiner is MASSIVE. I mean, the sheer girth and juiciness alone is ridiculous. Uhh it looks as if somebody glued a forearm to the bottom of your torso; you could probably stand on it like a tripod. And that's not even mentioning how FAT your nuts are. But, it does appear that you're going to have to take that ginormous S C H M E A T somewhere else, but thank you for trying, and best of luck to you.

bAbin gO fAst on rOd

+rep big bobs, mak me honry