There are hot single Santas in your area! Would you like to get some Hoe Hoe Hoes? Merrry Christmas!

Have you considered that Santa has a labour force that only he is allowed to use? One that works entirely for free? Does Santa endorse slavery? Merry Christmas!

The night Saruman stole chirstmas, Merry Chirstmas: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Ky4JqlmXdc

Merry Christmas ya filthy animal! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BzMCjFQIefg

Santa demands a sacrifice of milk and cookies, you have until midnight on the 25th to pay. Merry Christmas!

Shrek the halls! Merry Christmas! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mbDjE_G383k