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foRRest-☃ 29 Oct, 2021 @ 6:51pm 
who is bitofabyte? 🙄🤭🤔🤫😰 in math: my solution ➗😊 in history: my queen 👑😣 in art: my canvas 🎨🥳 in science: my oxygen 💨😝 in geography: my world 🌎🤯
foRRest-☃ 29 Oct, 2021 @ 6:40pm 
MY NAME IS BitOfAByte
4Head
I'M A BAITER
4Head
I'LL MEET YOU AT THE BOMBSITE
4Head
A LITTLE BIT LATER
foRRest-☃ 29 Oct, 2021 @ 5:22pm 
I’m telling you, Bitofabyte is as cracked as he is jacked. I saw him at a 7-11 the other day buying Monster and adult diapers. I asked him what the diapers were for and he said ”they contain my full power so I don’t completely sh*t on these kids“ then he bunny hopped out the door
V3X8Te The Chin 23 Sep, 2020 @ 8:41am 
+rep
V3X8Te The Chin 23 Sep, 2020 @ 8:41am 
+rep
foRRest-☃ 22 Apr, 2020 @ 3:09pm 
IF YOU WANT TO LOSE WEIGHT, JUST EAT LESS CALORIES THAN YOU BODY USE IN THE DAY TO LIVE. IF YOU BODY NEED 1500 CALORIES TO LIVE THEN ONLY EAT 1000 CALORIES. OR YOU CAN JUST WATCH BITOFABYTE PLAY CS BECAUSE YOU WILL THROW UP ALL YOUR FOOD.
foRRest-☃ 8 Apr, 2018 @ 2:00pm 
Yo my name is Tyler and I have some friends they are good friends but I don't know why I have friends I don't have a life
foRRest-☃ 29 Jan, 2018 @ 6:46pm 
Cloud9 won a major btw
foRRest-☃ 14 Aug, 2017 @ 5:58pm 
Dude this roster is nuts

shroud and n0thing double awp setup

Skadoodle IGL and entry fragger role

Stewie and brax support for Jordan so he can maybe play aggro with awp while shroud bhops behind him with knife, n0thing does legshots only, shroud knifes, reddit + 1500>300

They get so much money in their economy they use it to fund a prize pool and it turns into 6 million dollar major

But because its major swag gets banned midway and cloud9 play 4v5

They come with the most insane boost and throw decoys into the next map and as soon as next map starts the team dies in spawn and cloud9 easy win 2-0.

But it's not over yet...
swag swag swag swag swag swag 27 Jul, 2017 @ 12:41pm 
Luv all yal no matter wat...momma u always treat me like one of ur.. I always respect u..and ur family and y'all never turn me dwn. Yal treat me like my mother would did if she was still here...yal stay strong, brian, oms.even tho I don't see yal...luv y'all..bro,sis 4 life...T
Dhunt05 30 Apr, 2017 @ 8:03pm 
congratz on the knife man :D <3
swag swag swag swag swag swag 21 Apr, 2017 @ 8:09pm 
OK I ADMIT IT I LOVE YOU OK i ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ love you and it breaks my heart when i see you play with someone else or anyone commenting in your profile i just want to be your boyfriend and put a heart in my profile linking to your profile and have a walltext of you commenting cute things i want to play video games talk in discord all night andw atch a movie together but you just seem so uninsterested in me it ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ kills me and i cant take it anymore i want to remove you but i care too much about you so please i'm begging you to eaither love me back or remove me and never contact me again it hurts so much to say this because i need you by my side but if you dont love me then i want you to leave because seeing your icon in my friendlist would kill me everyday of my pathetic life.
swag swag swag swag swag swag 5 Feb, 2017 @ 1:56pm 
raptor is a visual programming environment based on flowcharts
swag swag swag swag swag swag 5 Dec, 2016 @ 3:09pm 
F.U.C.K stands for “Friends U Can Keep” so promise me, you’ll F.U.C.K. me 4ever!! Send this to 5 people, and see who F.U.C.K.’s you back!!
V3X8Te The Chin 4 Dec, 2016 @ 7:35pm 
F.U.C.K stands for “Friends U Can Keep” so promise me, you’ll F.U.C.K. me 4ever!! Send this to 5 people, and see who F.U.C.K.’s you back!!
Lerrete 4 Dec, 2016 @ 5:47pm 
F.U.C.K stands for “Friends U Can Keep” so promise me, you’ll F.U.C.K. me 4ever!! Send this to 5 people, and see who F.U.C.K.’s you back!!
foRRest-☃ 23 Nov, 2016 @ 5:02pm 
This is the 3rd video u have made about me for views brian. ur a scumbag and u use my name to be relevant. I was not harrasing u.I simply donated to u telling u about the play that u "mis played" and u went insane. I then realized we were talking about different rounds. i tried to explain that to u and u still went off like an actual psycho. I was the one being harrassed, especially when u decided to take it upon urself to ban me from Rank S mumble causing our team to lose also causing u to lose ur admin to that mumble cuz for some reason dazed thought u were stable enough to handle it.I am now blocking u from everything. I now realize what u do. Anytime there has been drama surrounding u i was one of the only ppl to defend u or stand up for u. but, anytime something happen with me u quickly used it as an oppurtunity to get some exposure for urself at my expense. I actually cant believe u made a 3rd video about me as soon as i blocked u. Its pathetic, and im done with it
Lerrete 26 Oct, 2016 @ 5:56pm 
hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It’s really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don’t know why it’s a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime it’s a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don’t worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasn’t flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i’m really shy I don’t go out much haha add me on skypre we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx
:lonestar::lonestar:
swag swag swag swag swag swag 26 Oct, 2016 @ 5:56pm 
hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It’s really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don’t know why it’s a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime it’s a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don’t worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasn’t flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i’m really shy I don’t go out much haha add me on skypre we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx
swag swag swag swag swag swag 9 Oct, 2016 @ 7:38pm 
I sexually Identify as an Hot Pocket. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of cooking in a mircowave. People say to me that a person being a hot pocket is Impossible and I’m ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install chicken, bacon and a cheddar cheese melt on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me delicious and respect my right to have a crispy buttery crust. If you can’t accept me you’re a chickenphobe and need to check your sandwich privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
swag swag swag swag swag swag 8 Sep, 2016 @ 4:18pm 
As a twenty year old single male I think it's very hard to find a girl who's actually interested in free software. I've had girls jokingly ask to "Netflix and chill" but when I tell her that I don't use Netflix since Netflix requires proprietary software to stream content, they stop talking to me. And worse if they do stay they think I'm weird since I blocked google IP's in my host file and we can't even watch youtube. I can't ever seem to get girls to come over to my place and I can't text them either. Once I get their numbers since I've added customs roms to my phone and refuse to use sms since it's a security concern I require all of my friends to download a free and open source messaging app and I share with them my public gpg key so that we can verify that our conversations are secure. None of my friends are willing to do this.
swag swag swag swag swag swag 8 Sep, 2016 @ 4:17pm 
And I can't use sites like tinder since it's not only proprietary software but a major privacy vulnerability. How come it is so hard to find a girl concerned about software freedom. I feel like I'm going to be a virgin forever.
swag swag swag swag swag swag 8 Sep, 2016 @ 4:08pm 
SUDO I'M DELETING GNU+LINUX!😭👋🐧

██]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 10% complete.....

████]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 35% complete....

███████]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 60% complete....

███████████] 99% complete.....

🚫ERROR!🚫

💯True💯 open-source🔓📂 software is 💎irreplaceable. 💖I could never delete 🐐GNU+Linux!🐧💖

Send this to ten other 👪🚪stall-men🚪👪 who give you 💸🖥free software💸💻, or never get called a 🤖hacker🤖 again❌❌😬😬❌❌

If you get

0 Back: you use proprietary BSD 🚫🚫👿

3 back: you're an Ubuntu user☁️💦

5 back: you're a kernel developer😽👼🏿💦

10+ back: Stallman!😛😛💕💕💦👅👅
swag swag swag swag swag swag 25 Aug, 2016 @ 6:59pm 
I'm Ricky Bobby, and if you don't chew Big Red, ♥♥♥♥ You
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coolmoon34 8 Jun, 2016 @ 3:18pm 
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post to 5 profiles to make america great again
swag swag swag swag swag swag 21 Apr, 2016 @ 12:42pm 
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CONSWAGULATIONS. You a s👐ag ♥♥♥♥♥ who I'd 100% whip with👊🔥⚡️ Send this to your top ten baddest ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ to let them know they're trill as hell. If you don't send this on within 5 hours your $wag game will suffer for the next 10 years
bungalow 9 Mar, 2016 @ 4:58pm 
LMFAO THIS KID CHEATS TO DO BETTER THAN ME AND IM ♥♥♥♥
swag swag swag swag swag swag 28 Dec, 2015 @ 12:41pm 
-rep dirty feeder
swag swag swag swag swag swag 12 Nov, 2015 @ 4:17pm 
He is balder, He is older, who is he? Uncle Loder
swag swag swag swag swag swag 23 Sep, 2015 @ 4:55pm 
brian u r ♥♥♥♥♥♥ perfect m8. you're a flower. you're also a rainbow and a river. you are the manifestation of all perfection and i want to i don't ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ know. i want this to not sound gay, but you are ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ perfect, brian. ty for listening
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strawb 3 Nov, 2014 @ 4:10pm 
+rep nice and good trader
IplayToonTown 19 Oct, 2014 @ 5:58pm 
+rep good trader and awesome person
Lui Langfinger 14 Oct, 2014 @ 4:17pm 
+1 rep, fair and fast trader!
ven6enz 13 Oct, 2014 @ 5:10pm 
+rep Fast trader, nice guy!
Sowas von HD 13 Oct, 2014 @ 3:24pm 
+rep very fast and friendly trader
TenCoKiedysRozpierdalal 11 Oct, 2014 @ 11:10am 
+rep good trade knife !!!
Watermana 9 Oct, 2014 @ 4:23pm 
+rep good and fast trader:csgoglobe:
coolmoon34 20 Dec, 2013 @ 8:38am 
Such special. Wow