As a boy i had noz friends und because of dis i was not able to play in any of z raindeer games. Then whens mez got old i meat a boy bye z names of George Bushhhh and v fell in lov but his mutter das fat cow would not let r lov b so i und Bush pack ed r bag und vent to cube a. 4 longs time we lovd one a not her buts das fat cow founds us und took me lov away fors i make i so sad. Me lov mes little bumble bee vas gone for ever nows nO one 1 loves me not me mutter or me vater. May bee 1 day i vill finds me some1 and fall in two lov and starts me own familys und have three or 2 kinder. I would likes 4 all two knows dat i am Aok as a perrrr son so plz dont be afraid. Me has lot of time in hands und in das time i very much like to play tf2,supcom,zombie panic source und how do u say um with self yea dat is it um if u vish to be one of my friend i would very much like dat. XoXoX #1 lov er Bis

PS.I just wanna tell you a little story this little story that my daddy used to tell me. Well i was born about 68 years ago over by that tree over there yeh and i remember things changed a lot in those days, in America it wasnt so commercial,you know,it wasn't all about money and who's got the latest tree and what leaves are your wearing and who's got the latest fur on their back your know. Those days it was just me and a couple of the others you know, doing the jungle boogie you know, jungle boogie...jungle boogie woah woah woah woah woah woah woah