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{Next Time Don't Pick: The Story}

Once upon a time, there was a boy named Tony who enjoyed spending money on cosmetics in an online game.

One day, he stumbled upon a beautiful AWP skin, the most beeeaautiful there ever was. It was named, "Next Time Don't Pick".

All the other little boys would ask Anthony, "didn't you mean 'peek' instead of 'pick'?" He didn't understand; how could the name be wrong? His heart knew the answer, and replied.

"Boy, it is too simple for you to understand. The art of Picking is an ancient practice with origins beyond the keyboard. You shall see the truth; the light. Boy...Give... Give me your hand!"

The boys would stare at his heart, and question the art of Picking, and why his heart had hands.

"To peek, is a different art form. To peek, is to seek information based on ones vision when looking beyond a mighty corner. But to pick, is to engage. To pick your kill. PICK! HAND BOY! NOOOW!!!"

The boys would grasp the grotesque hand and understand. To peek is to take in information, and to pick is to attempt your attack on the enemy when peeking. Pick. Next time don't pick. Now you can stop trying to correct me. Correct the foreign guy who named the AWP in the first place, and ask the guy who bought it from me.


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