I am a man, skilled in the arts of procrastionation yet somehow able to meet most demands of life. Despite many struggles - external and internal - i am still here. College studies nip at me at every passing moment, yet somehow the relationship remains symbiotic. And all of this culminates into one single being, brought forth from nothing to something. And that something rises up from the depths and says:



"Hey there! How may i be able to assist you?"



Thus, boredom ensues.