My wife left me. My kids are gone. My parents have now blocked my number, saying 'You're no longer our son.' This game is the only thing I have left in my sad, crippling life. I don't know what I would do without it. Every time I wake up, I look at my moldy ceiling and breathe in the sadness of the pain manifesting and imploding in my insides. That is, until I open this game. I look at Garfield, and suddenly life is better. The subtle smile of John looking at me through the screen makes everything better. Oh yes, John! Thank you for a moment of my life where I can forget that my wife cheated on me with three muscular black men after ignoring me for two straight months. Thank you, Garfield Kart, my beloved. Maybe in the next life, we will meet again in lesser distress. Much love.
-Bigzell

My wife left me. My kids are gone. My parents have now blocked my number, saying 'You're no longer our son.' This game is the only thing I have left in my sad, crippling life. I don't know what I would do without it. Every time I wake up, I look at my moldy ceiling and breathe in the sadness of the pain manifesting and imploding in my insides. That is, until I open this game. I look at Garfield, and suddenly life is better. The subtle smile of John looking at me through the screen makes everything better. Oh yes, John! Thank you for a moment of my life where I can forget that my wife cheated on me with three muscular black men after ignoring me for two straight months. Thank you, Garfield Kart, my beloved. Maybe in the next life, we will meet again in lesser distress. Much love. -Bigzell