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piece of ♥♥♥♥

It's a bird! It's a plane! No, it's Super Schlong, here to upgrade your superhero so you're ready to save the sexy world. Sliding down your shaft and looping around your balls, this stretchy sleeve adds up to 2 extra inches of length to your peen.

Made from clear, lifelike material and bulging at the veins and head, this penis extender is the perfect way to change up your sex routine. It'll still be you and your partner, but your ♥♥♥♥ will feel different and delve deeper - talk about excitement!

Don't leap into action unprepared: go with a happy handful of water-based lube for unstoppable sexy superpowers (and glide).

I used to roll half a bottle of laxative pills into a crunch wrap supreme and then leave gigantic cow pats on peoples door mats. People in my town installed porch cameras to catch the "Phantom S hitter", they said it couldn't possibly be one man, the hits were too frequent and too large. It had to be a whole gang of city punks coordinating and making planned precision strikes. I felt like a god among lesser beings in my town. Every time I was at the local diner and I overheard someone screaming about the black slop they found on their porch, I felt powerful and unstoppable. I became too arrogant, started striking during the day. That's when they caught me and strung me up in the streets and hit me with rocks. I barely escaped with my life and I had to leave town. Now after all these years, I'm in a new town and I behave well enough. But I've got this nagging feeling, the urge is back, and I'm starting to think that my new town is about to experience a storm

i hope your family dies in a fire caused by your cheap chineese dildo

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