- owner of the prestigious Flaming Urinal bar and grill
- manager of Bloody Springs shopping mall (real)
- daft punker
- killed a man in new reno
- city survivor
- cycle breaker
- on a mission from God (Karl Marx himself)
- titanballer
- agumptus slappolini
- "I went to Grande Prairie and all I got was my brain sucked out of my skull"
- australian hater
- eastport's chosen alcoholic
- king zog's finest warrior
- {GUMP}er
- ^Mungo