Ferc Polo
Spicy McHaggis   United States
 
 
His pipes were gigantic. And so was his schlong.


From city to city, he's runnin' around -- Always lookin' for chicks over 400 pounds.
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fatguy1121 28 Aug, 2023 @ 9:40pm 
Oh yeah, brother! I've been keepin' my eagle eye on you, oh yeah, and what do I see? You think you can just swoop in and start swoonin' my Lady Elizabeth? Well, 'cause that ain't gonna fly with the Macho Man!

Listen up, you little pencil neck geek. Lady Elizabeth is the cream of the crop, and you're messin' with forces you can't comprehend, oh no! I'm the tower of power, too sweet to be sour, and I won't stand for anyone tarnishin' my queen's honor. Oooh yeah!

You've been struttin' around like ur the king of the ring, but when I step into that squared circle, I'll body slam you so hard, your grandkids will feel it! And when the dust settles, you'll be beggin' for mercy, beggin' for forgiveness. 'Cause I'm gonna take you to school, brother, and you won't be gettin' any passing grades.

So get ready, 'cause it's gonna be a slobberknocker of epic proportions. I'm talkin' a Macho Madness meltdown that'll have you seein' stars! Lady Elizabeth is off-limits Oooh yeah, dig it!
TeeVeeGee 20 Aug, 2017 @ 9:47pm 
GOOD NEWS! It's the Dacia Sandero
THCMedic 19 Mar, 2014 @ 3:55pm 
Does anyone want to co op on L4D or DoW2 sometimes? Sorry for soliciting on your page.

Also Yeti: Hawken doesn't work on this computer for some reason, it crashes as soon as I start.
MyKills 10 Jun, 2011 @ 9:04pm 
Yo yo Yetti man, i miss yo Yetti style. Where you be? Lets GIT LIT.
Cakefist 15 Apr, 2010 @ 12:16pm 
fancy some Dow2 co-op sometime?