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signed

signed by bimpson

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It's COOL to be ♥♥♥!
Post this on the wall of a homosexual friend and tell them how COOL they are :^)

my ♥♥♥♥, its too large. its not just big though, my ♥♥♥♥ is absurdly enormous so some have even called it monstrous. I know what you're thinking. how could anyone complain about this? i should feel lucky to have such a blessing as this unthinkably huge dong, but what you don't understand... what none of you with average sized genitals understand, that my massive ♥♥♥♥ is not a blessing. no not a blessing at all. its a curse. it may seem blasphemous to you to complain about such a thing, in fact if i had not been burdened by both the physical and emotional weight of my gigantic ♥♥♥♥ for all my life, i would think the same way. If i wasn't aware firsthand of the true consequences of this wretched birth-right. the responsibility, its too much to bear.