>*eyeballs pop out of sockets in cartoony fashion*
>*jaw stretches down to the floor in a way not physically possible*
>*tongue rolls out of mouth like a comically long red carpet*
>*smoke bursts from both ears like an ol' timey steam whistle*
>*the entire Hanna-Barbera sound effect library plays*
>WOOOOAHHHH MAMA!!!!!!
>WOULD YOU LOOK AT THOOOOOOSE PUPPIES!!!!!!!
>AY AY AY QUE RICA MAMACITA!!!
>DID SOMEBODY ORDER A DOUBLE DOSE OF MELON???
>LET ME GET TWOOOOO SCOOPS OF THAT MILKSHAKE GIRL!!!!
>AM I IN A WAREHOUSE?? 'CAUSE THAT'S A RACK!!!
>YOU MIGHT AS WELL BE CALLED TREASURE 'CAUSE THAT'S A CHEST!!!!
>HAVEN'T SEEN A BUST THIS BIG SINCE THEY TOOK DOWN PABLO ESCOBAR!!!

Ya-yo, ya-yo!

Dreamin'! No gi it up, Luffy!
Dreamin'! No gi it up, Zolo!
Dreamin'! No gi it up, Nami!
Dreamin'!

No gi it gi it op gi it op gi it op gi it op gi it op gi it op gi it UP!

A so di story go, wi find out
bout a treasure inna di Grand Line, no doubt
Di pirate whose eye deh pan it, him ago sing
Mi ago be King a di Pirates, mi ago be King!

Ya-yo, ya-yo, ya-yo... oh-ho...

Him name Luffy
(Dat a Monkey D. Luffy!)
Gonna be king a di pirates!
Im mek outa rubber!
(How dat did happen?)
Yo-ho-ho, him tek a bite aGum Gum!

Ya-yo, ya-yo...

Him name Zolo, him jus like a samurai
An a L-A-D-Y Nami no shiem
Di pirate crew, a come chruu, a do dem ting
Wid di king a di pairat dem, im a go ton king!

Ya-yo, ya-yo, ya-yo, oh-ho...

Set sail fi One Piece!
A di name a di treasure
Inna di Grand Line!
Ya-yo, ya-yo...
Set sail fi One Piece!

Are you a real woman with all this beauty? You are one of the goddesses of beauty who came down to teach the world the meaning of true beauty. How wonderful and beautiful these two mountains are. They have my kisses and caresses. 🔥❤️🔥

Eat at a local restaurant tonight. Get the cream sauce. Have a cold pint at 4 o’clock in a mostly empty bar. Go somewhere you’ve never been. Listen to someone you think may have nothing in common with you. Order the steak rare. Eat an oyster. Have a negroni. Have two. Be open to a world where you may not understand or agree with the person next to you, but have a drink with them anyways. Eat slowly. Tip your server. Check in on your friends. Check in on yourself. Enjoy the ride.
– Anthony Bourdain

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I bet she farted 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥