Your item choices? A mystery to mankind. Who else but you could think Meteor Hammer on Anti-Mage was a good idea? Your Pudge hook accuracy is so bad I’m starting to think you’re actively avoiding the enemy team. It’s a miracle your teammates don’t just collectively disconnect the moment the match starts.

And let’s not forget your attitude! You flame like you’re the second coming of Dendi but play like you’ve never touched a mouse before. At this point, I’m convinced your keyboard is stuck in all-chat mode, because that’s where you seem to spend most of your time.

Wow, just wow. I didn't think it was possible to climb to your rank while playing like a sentient potato, but you've truly outdone yourself. I’m genuinely impressed by your ability to turn every match into a Dota 2 crash course on what NOT to do. Watching you play is like seeing a perfectly executed trainwreck—it’s horrifying, but you can’t look away.

You’re the type of carry who thinks farming jungle creeps for 45 minutes is the only strat. The type of support who buys ONE WARD and then flames the entire team for bad vision. And let’s not even talk about your “shotcalling.” Listening to you bark commands is like following GPS directions from someone who doesn’t know how to read a map.

trash player

+rep nice person 😉

Худший игрок в доту за всю историю человечества просто ♥♥♥♥♥♥ жиотное которое обиделось на 10ой минуте и встал афк в лесу сосать ♥♥♥ у крипов

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