I saw Mingus at a grocery store in DE_Dust2 yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a dche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying. The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly

BAD CDM

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Man told me he was a certified tax accountant so I signed off for him to file on my behalf. 2 weeks later I have a knock on my door from the IRS informing that no a Denny's kids menu with "T4 - Earnings : enuf" written in crayon is indeed NOT an authentic proof of income.

I am currently serving an undetermined amount of time in jail because of this, and due to my short sightedness I already used my last call on a Pizza Hut meal deal delivery. I'm currently writing this on a jerry rigged raspberry pi smuggled rectally by a guy who I only know by the name of "Sweet Thunder" because I'm behind bars and this man is apparently now living it up in Switzerland at least if what I heard from my representative is to be believed.