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-- Tom Robbins
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Is uniformity attainable? Millions of innocent men, women, and
children, since the introduction of Christianity, have been burnt,
tortured, fined, imprisoned; yet we have not advanced one inch towards
uniformity. What has been the effect of coercion? To make one half
of the world fools, and the other half hypocrites.
-- Thomas Jefferson
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Kaylee: "She just did the math."
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Humor in the Court:
Q. Mrs. Jones, is your appearance this morning pursuant to a deposition
notice which I sent to your attorney?
A. No. This is how I dress when I go to work.
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You know how to win a victory, Hannibal, but not how to use it.
-- Maharbal
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Gravity is a myth, the Earth sucks.
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"Walk a mile on these paws and call me a liar."
-- Gaspode the wonder dog
(Terry Pratchett, Moving Pictures)
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