is there anybody here who hears me crying?.... im dying XD

mother...are ..are we flying through the universe?

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You have been visited by the Fedora of Mystery and Autism! Tip this fedora to 5 friends or you'll be haunted to become an atheist neckbeard forever!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qcXsq0eI_w0

New smitty parody video i found - ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ rofl
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PTsSk0r_Tq8

---M8's in Space--
It's 1800 hours , M8s guy and his crew of M8s have their sights set on space colonization
"all aboard m8s XD" m8s guy says.
one by one the m8s climb aboard
"set course for the sun" m8s guy says
a short silence and then the course is set.
"prepare for liftoff m8s" the countdown begins.
as the ship broke through the atmosphere into the infinite that is space , it dawned on m8s guy that the m8s had well and truly left him.
"They say in space nobody can hear you scream , but i challenge you to come here without the m8s"....
...INCOMING TRANSMISSION FROM M8S GUY..
"M8's , we have a problem XD"
-FIN-

is tht how your rollin now yeah ben? chick is tick still.


Buss me those digits fam I know how 2 treat her rite innit

IF YOU WERE KILLED TOMORROW, I WOULDN'T GO TO YOUR FUNERAL CUZ I'D BE IN JAIL FOR KILLING THE MOTHER ♥♥♥♥♥♥ THAT KILLED YOU!


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WE ARE TRUE HOMIE'S...
WE RIDE TOGETHER...
WE DIE TOGETHER...
Send this gun to everyone you care about including me if you care about me. See how many times you get this, if you get 12 your a 'TRUE HOMIE

hey m8s?
did you know that..
..umm
you have 54 of 69 achievments in l4d2?
...so well done m8s XD

#fartstrength2013

Just testing out my sick smileys here ok fam? ...

Phew. that's a lot of pretty sick internet smileys isn't it. How about you show me yo-- Oh wait. You can't can you, yeah, you don't have any, you're a worthless level 4 wasteman. The ♥♥♥♥ on my shoe. I wouldn't piss on you if you were on fire.

I'll tell you what Ben, never post on my wall ever again okay, you're making me look like a pauper. You're embrassing me in front of my high level friends quite frankly.

And when I opened this profile just now? I honestly just lost it for a second, nearly threw up. needed to put a wet towel on my head and regain my senses. Come back and talk to me when you're at least level 10.

-Regards,
Someone who has outgrown your peasantry.

lol mate i wish i knew why smitty bothers you so much #fartfitness

"Just took my pre-workout"
Notice a trail of ♥♥♥♥ leading from his anus down his leg.
He goes to squat , starts farting and panics , i intervene and assist.
"I din't need your help brutha , but thanks"
Decide to ♥♥♥♥ smitty off and do my own thing.
Catch him at the end of the workout sniffing his own farts and bench pressing.
He says to everyone in the room "ooh dat Mephane Protein , i can go all day like this benching 400 , you see because i just recycle my own fart and convert it into Energy"
MFW - http://www.reactionface.info/sites/default/files/imagecache/Node_Page/images/1311952472989.jpg

Wake up to a Symphony of Farts and Clown Horns
Oh ♥♥♥♥ , forgot its SmittyDeisel intake day
He knew i was late so came to wake me up
Takes me down to his local gym for what he calls "an Outrageous Workout"
Notice 5 boxes of 20 McNuggets opened and already eaten in the back of his Dodge Truck
"Share boxes, ha yeh right" he says as he also farts loudly.
go to change into my gym vesty and shorties , Smitty is taking a ♥♥♥♥.
Takes him about 30 mins to do his ♥♥♥♥.
Comes out covered in McScraps and Gurkin

also tfw smitty deisel

Tfw when due to the humidity at night , quinoderm becomes a quinny like pool forming on your face , burning the flesh from ur ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ face.

because you're a wasteman. pure and simple.

lool you love it bro. I'm dipping out the back door nicley on sunday, not gonna be online, taking my rig apart and won't put it back together till I'm in the land of noodles innit.

Drink my piss you jealous hatless pauper

LOLOLOL you batty crease

you look damn pretty in this photo

The Caramel Twins : Bubba and Winston

lol why u gotta be mad man , zanger wrote some good tunes , you know this

lol woke up last night to find kux standing over my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ bed with a copy of dota 2 in hand.
"We play" he asked
"no kux not now ffs"
lol next thing i know i hear that ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ intro from Muses uprisiing and am being anally probed by the kuxians onboard his Belarussian Battlecruiser
lol these dreams are getting worse mate..

...come on benny blue , shake up your tired eyes the world is waiting for you . May all your dreaming fill the empty sky . But if it makes you happy , keep on clapping , just remember ill be by your side , and if you dont let go , its gunna pass you byyyyy...

lol are you sure "bill" isnt Micheal Barrymore with a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ beard? taking on a new persona to evade the police after he raped that lad in the swimmy pool? lol you dont look so sure anyway...

OOOooo wow, nice picture bro, is that Star Trek? waiting for some strong alien man to come whisk you away and take you far away to a distant planet? Suck his 12 ♥♥♥♥♥ every night on planet Xorlax?

Batty man. I know your game fam, don't try hide behind dis facade yea

thx, i wish you a good new year then :D

burn benny burn...disco..innfernNNNNOOOOOOOOOOO , burn that slutter down

lol i bet your army got ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ shat on u ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥ , lol the mongolian army dragged King Ben of London out of his camden flat , publicly raped and then hung drawn and shat on. lol just proof (if proof be needed) that as a leader of men your a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ joke.

rofl u ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ look like warwick davis

lol no offence intended to warwick davis

lol my mind was so ♥♥♥♥♥♥ last night , found myself entering the 5th dimension of space and time ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ wired on Basset's and Beyond. Was walking round the streets of ley doing that funny walk like warwick davis, my feet turned into sherbet and as i looked down at my shoes i noticed my Adidas Samba's were tied with Liquorice bootlace. Lol so ♥♥♥♥♥♥...

lolll you wasteman.

Phallus knows what's up. ben is a full on batty bwoy

rofl why do i get the feeling your a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ piece of ♥♥♥♥?

lol accidently wanked myself into a coma last night , forgot the plumber was in at 9am the following morn , caught me led there face down in a pile of cup noodles and ♥♥♥. Must have looked like a scene from ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Se7en.

haha dan yes ben is a majetic uber ♥♥♥

Did you write those lyrics yourself in your about me? Wow they are so deep n stuffs, you must be a really cultured and mysterious and stuff. chillin in starbucks with your notepad watching the world go by yeah? Taking it all in and just writing what you see... so deep.

loooool. BTW, Ben is a great trader a+ 5 stars loads of rep4u. trading skills are off da chain cuzzy.

safeeee

AH HAHAHAHAHAHA ♥♥♥♥♥♥

lol channel harder niggy ♥♥♥

STOP CHANNELING AGAINST ME U ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ BON BON

rofl admit it u tried channeling against me last night didnt you , ffs man why

somebody tells me that u r this ♥♥♥♥♥♥ its true? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aVSJqTsMYIU

LOL YES BEN GET MAD , GET MAD AT ME AND AINSLEY , TAKE A SWING BRAH (you take a swing it hits harriot right in his ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ black face) OH MAN NOW BEN AND AINSLEY BOTH PISSED , YOU SEEM UPSET.

lol yes ben my apprentice , thats right ... get mad at Ainsley , lol yesss, gooooodd , let me feel your BUTTHURT , LET THE BUTTHURT CONSUME YOU

loool, ♥♥♥♥ man now I have 5 and it looks bare ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ awkward. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. too many cooks spoil the broth fam

Yeah Ben! I bet you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ loved it you sick peadophile apologist. Ian Huntley is your best mate and pen Pal of over 5 years.

Lol how was the steam Summer Camp ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥? , lol did you have to ♥♥♥♥ Camp Counillor Gumpertz to earn that Summer Camp badge you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ nonce

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥ clart batty man doing things IRL and not playing games n tings. I'm gonna track you down and shank you in your jaw one time, take your phone and bust your lip like 'Pow' with my rings get me.. Likkle ♥♥♥♥♥clart man der. *KMT*