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32 of 50 (64%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

New Kid On The Block

You have joined the KKK.
Unlocked 14 Mar, 2014 @ 10:23am

First Day in South Park

You completed your first day in South Park.
Unlocked 14 Mar, 2014 @ 11:04am

KKK Hero

You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.
Unlocked 5 Apr, 2014 @ 11:13am

Elven Hero

You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.
Unlocked 23 Aug, 2022 @ 2:55pm

Nonconformist

You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.
Unlocked 5 Apr, 2014 @ 10:08am

Made This for You

You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2014 @ 7:38am

Are We Cool?

You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2022 @ 12:56pm

Parkeologist

You opened all of the garages in South Park.
Unlocked 23 Aug, 2022 @ 10:57am

Face Hoff

You defeated Princess Kenny while looking like David Hasselhoff.
Unlocked 23 Aug, 2022 @ 7:32pm

Irritable Bowels

You shat your pants during a boss battle.
Unlocked 9 Apr, 2014 @ 7:02am

Acceptance

You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself.
Unlocked 9 Apr, 2014 @ 9:31am

Dragon Wrath

You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2022 @ 7:03am

Just Saying Hi

You've farted on every buddy in the game.
Unlocked 9 Apr, 2014 @ 6:31am

Shutout

You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2014 @ 7:42am

Stay Down

You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2014 @ 11:15am

Avenger

You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.
Unlocked 5 Apr, 2014 @ 1:57pm

Poco Chinpoko

You collected 5 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2014 @ 4:27am

Chinpoko loco

You collected 15 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 5 Apr, 2014 @ 10:34am

Daddy Issues

You befriended your father.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2014 @ 12:44pm

More Popular Than Jesus

You made friends with half of South Park.
Unlocked 9 Apr, 2014 @ 5:31am

Junk Peddler

You sold 300 junk items.
Unlocked 14 Mar, 2014 @ 11:07am

Stick Savior

You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2014 @ 12:41pm

Ass of Fire

You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2014 @ 11:36am

Canadian Handshake

You've farted on people 100 times.
Unlocked 9 Apr, 2014 @ 7:02am

Animal Cruelty

You've farted on animals 25 times.
Unlocked 9 Apr, 2014 @ 7:25am

Shopaholic

You have collected half of the available costume sets.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2014 @ 11:57am

Too Far

You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.
Unlocked 5 Apr, 2014 @ 12:56pm

Friends in Strange Places

You befriended both crab people and gnomes.
Unlocked 9 Apr, 2014 @ 6:04am

Weapon Proficiency

Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.
Unlocked 5 Apr, 2014 @ 10:52am

Skilled Defender

Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2014 @ 9:17am

Mastery

You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.
Unlocked 14 Mar, 2014 @ 10:12am

Make it Rain!

You've spent $500.
Unlocked 5 Apr, 2014 @ 2:10pm



Gingivitis

Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.

Day Walker

You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.

For the Hoarder

You completed the game without selling any items.

Truth to Power

You farted on four major authority figures.

Dog Whistle

You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.

Re-Buttal

You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.

Heisenberg

You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.

No Child Left Behind

You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.

Chinpokolypse

You collected all of the Chinpokomon.

More Popular Than John Lennon

Everyone in South Park is your friend.

Pulling Mud

In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.

Clothes Whore

You've collected all of the available costumes.

You bastards!

You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.

Full Arsenal

You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.
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