respects the knife fight +rep

my dad owns a car wash, he will report you to steve jobs

Hey.

I've received word through the grape vine that you have actually died in TABG (Totally Accurate Battlegrounds). I've come to your profile to corroborate with you on whether this is actually the case. I was highly skeptical of the original claim, as you are a god gamer, and could never possibly die to anything less than a direct intervention from ♥♥♥♥♥ himself, but you never know. Thanks in advance.

Don't believe the obviously payed reviews below. This dude is an amateur! Real low-energy teammate, always blowing bubbles or something on mic, and falling asleep as the keyboard. Steam won't refund because I played with him for more than 2 hours! They don't care that he used an hour of that time convincing a de_dust server to drop their weapons and seek a peaceful resolution to their grievances!

That's communist!

Don't waste your money.

Here is one of the less consistent but still high tier gamers you will find and yet he is consistently a great dude to partner up with because he is one of the chillest dudes you can hang with. Going with the flow? This ♥♥♥♥♥ is the flow. Also pulls off some sick ♥♥♥♥ when you least expect it.