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JOLENE 11 Jan @ 2:50pm 
I love Ruby! <3
JOLENE 28 Jul, 2024 @ 6:02pm 
AFAK
gubernatorial 3 Jul, 2024 @ 10:57am 
dh, otr, and ds and still goes down in sub 10 seconds. All rebecs are the same ;D
queef 14 Dec, 2023 @ 5:53am 
-rep unlocks gate and leaves while survivors are getting chased, bad surv
apricot 3 Dec, 2022 @ 9:14am 
Help Wanted: Telepath. You know where to apply.
apricot 3 Dec, 2022 @ 9:14am 
Mental Floss prevents Moral Decay.
apricot 3 Dec, 2022 @ 9:13am 
It's not hard to meet expenses, they're everywhere.
apricot 3 Dec, 2022 @ 9:13am 
Why can you always spot Zombie Pigmen at Subway? They like to "Eat Flesh"
apricot 2 Dec, 2022 @ 9:14am 
The first time I got a universal remote control, I thought to myself, ‘This changes everything.’
apricot 2 Dec, 2022 @ 9:14am 
I hear Steve isn't very good at thinking outside the box...
apricot 2 Dec, 2022 @ 9:13am 
I went to buy some camo pants but couldn’t find any.
apricot 2 Dec, 2022 @ 9:13am 
I went to a seafood disco last week, but ended up pulling a mussel.
apricot 1 Dec, 2022 @ 9:14am 
I know they say that money talks, but all mine says is ‘Goodbye.’
apricot 1 Dec, 2022 @ 9:14am 
Why can't the Ender Dragon read a book? Because he always starts at the end...
apricot 1 Dec, 2022 @ 9:13am 
Did you hear about the mediocre restaurant on the moon? It has great food but no atmosphere.
apricot 1 Dec, 2022 @ 9:13am 
I told him to be himself; that was pretty mean, I guess.
apricot 1 Dec, 2022 @ 9:12am 
If things get any worse, I'll have to ask you to stop helping me.
apricot 30 Nov, 2022 @ 9:14am 
I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down.
apricot 30 Nov, 2022 @ 9:14am 
Well, to be Frank with you, I’d have to change my name.
apricot 30 Nov, 2022 @ 9:13am 
I can’t believe I got fired from the calendar factory. All I did was take a day off.
apricot 30 Nov, 2022 @ 9:13am 
Look out for #1. Don't step in #2 either.
apricot 30 Nov, 2022 @ 9:12am 
I don’t suffer from insanity—I enjoy every minute of it.
apricot 29 Nov, 2022 @ 9:14am 
Whiteboards are remarkable.
apricot 29 Nov, 2022 @ 9:14am 
Communist jokes aren’t funny unless everyone gets them.
apricot 29 Nov, 2022 @ 9:13am 
Russian dolls are so full of themselves.
apricot 29 Nov, 2022 @ 9:13am 
Why did the scarecrow get promoted? Because he was outstanding in his field.
apricot 29 Nov, 2022 @ 9:12am 
The beatings will continue until morale improves.
apricot 29 Nov, 2022 @ 9:12am 
The rotation of Earth really makes my day.
apricot 28 Nov, 2022 @ 9:14am 
Why did Steve need mouthwash after destroying the mobs? Because he had bat breath.
apricot 28 Nov, 2022 @ 9:14am 
It's not hard to meet expenses, they're everywhere.
apricot 28 Nov, 2022 @ 9:13am 
What is a Ghast's favourite country? The Nether-lands.
apricot 28 Nov, 2022 @ 9:13am 
What should a sick bird do? Get tweetment.
apricot 28 Nov, 2022 @ 9:12am 
Russian dolls are so full of themselves.
apricot 28 Nov, 2022 @ 9:12am 
I don’t suffer from insanity—I enjoy every minute of it.
apricot 27 Nov, 2022 @ 9:14am 
I told him to be himself; that was pretty mean, I guess.
apricot 27 Nov, 2022 @ 9:14am 
It takes a lot of balls to golf the way I do.
apricot 27 Nov, 2022 @ 9:13am 
I can’t believe I got fired from the calendar factory. All I did was take a day off.
apricot 27 Nov, 2022 @ 9:13am 
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it.
apricot 27 Nov, 2022 @ 9:12am 
What does a clock do when it’s hungry? It goes back four seconds.
apricot 27 Nov, 2022 @ 9:12am 
I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down.
apricot 26 Nov, 2022 @ 9:14am 
What grades did the pirate get on his report card? Seven Cs.
apricot 26 Nov, 2022 @ 9:14am 
The problem isn’t that obesity runs in your family. It’s that no one runs in your family.
apricot 26 Nov, 2022 @ 9:13am 
Budget: A method for going broke methodically.
apricot 26 Nov, 2022 @ 9:13am 
What did Steve say to Diamond block? I dig you.
apricot 26 Nov, 2022 @ 9:12am 
What did the zero say to the eight?
apricot 26 Nov, 2022 @ 9:12am 
The last thing I want to do is hurt you; but it’s still on the list.
apricot 25 Nov, 2022 @ 9:14am 
The first time I got a universal remote control, I thought to myself, ‘This changes everything.’
apricot 25 Nov, 2022 @ 9:14am 
I was addicted to the hokey pokey, but then I turned myself around.
apricot 25 Nov, 2022 @ 9:13am 
The man who invented Velcro has died. RIP.
apricot 25 Nov, 2022 @ 9:13am 
Proofread carefully to see if you any words out.