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1 person found this review helpful
113.9 hrs on record (113.5 hrs at review time)
If you ever feel like contemplating about your life choices, gain some motivation to stop procrastinating all while playing a game.

Elite Dangerous is the game for you.

From my experience, it's the best life motivator since Arnold Schwarzenegger.
Posted 7 July, 2022.
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24.0 hrs on record (13.6 hrs at review time)
Had 8 instances when I felt that I was about to get an aneurysm.
Heart beat racing at 180 bpm constantly.
And an urge to swan dive face first out of my 9th floor window.

But boi did finishing the game gave me the same euphoria as having 4 consecutive orgasms.
Posted 30 October, 2021.
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1 person found this review funny
20.0 hrs on record (13.4 hrs at review time)
It's a good turn based game. The only down-side is the EARRAPE of an intro when starting up the game.
Posted 4 March, 2020.
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9.1 hrs on record
This is basically DOOM, but instead of killing Demons you are killing Nazi's.
Posted 2 March, 2020.
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2 people found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
9,110.1 hrs on record (5,111.9 hrs at review time)
Good game, I guess.
Posted 14 January, 2020.
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1 person found this review helpful
800.7 hrs on record (495.4 hrs at review time)
Game
Posted 29 June, 2019.
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6 people found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
0.9 hrs on record
It was difficult to find good kidney donors these days, so instead of sitting around and waiting for good people who are slowly dying at the hospital in need of a healthy functioning kidney. I decided to take the matter into my hands and took the initiative. I went out to ask my neighbours if they could volunteer to donate their kidneys out of the goodness of their hearts.

However, it was not only my neighbours, but also the police, gangsters, ghosts, and at times also the angels are more than willing to help me with this problem.

All in all, I can say for certain that we are making a huge difference for the people in need of a kidney. I am proud of my community.
Posted 1 June, 2018.
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