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1,532.4 hrs on record (1,493.9 hrs at review time)
i love cocaine
Posted 25 July.
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20.6 hrs on record (12.3 hrs at review time)
1. Es gibt eine Flauschige Monster Katze 11/10
2. Es Gibt auch noch andere süße Tierchen zum Sammeln 10/10
3. Man kann schön bauen wenn nicht wieder mal die teile nicht so wollen wie ich es will...-_-
ich sags euch diese halb runden und die Dächer sind Cursed 9/10
4. Ach so Monster kann man übrigends auch töten 10/10
Posted 24 July.
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289.5 hrs on record (131.5 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Well worth the money, you just need a second life to grind
Posted 26 November, 2023.
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1 person found this review funny
6,384.1 hrs on record (3,773.6 hrs at review time)
---{ Graphics }---
☐ You forget what reality is
☑ Beautiful
☐ Good
☐ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ MS-DOS

---{ Gameplay }---
☐ Very good
☑ Good
☐ It's just gameplay
☐ Mehh
☐ Watch paint dry instead
☐ Just don't

---{ Audio }---
☐ Eargasm
☐ Very good
☑ Good
☐ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ I'm now deaf

---{ Audience }---
☐ Kids
☑ Teens
☑ Adults
☐ Grandma

---{ PC Requirements }---
☐ Check if you can run paint
☐ Potato
☐ Decent
☐ Fast
☐ Rich boi
☑ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{ Difficulty }---
☐ Just press 'W'
☐ Easy
☐ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☑ Significant brain usage
☐ Difficult
☐ Dark Souls

---{ Grind }---
☐ Nothing to grind
☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
☐ Isn't necessary to progress
☐ Average grind level
☐ Too much grind
☑ You'll need a second live for grinding

---{ Story }---
☑ Story?
☐ Some lore
☐ Average
☐ Good
☐ Lovely
☐ It'll replace your life

---{ Game Time }---
☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee
☐ Short
☐ Average
☐ Long
☑ To infinity and beyond

---{ Price }---
☐ It's free!
☑ Worth the price
☐ If it's on sale
☐ If u have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money

---{ Bugs }---
☐ Never heard of
☐ Minor bugs
☐ Can get annoying
☑ ARK: Survival Evolved
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs

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☐ 10
Posted 5 March, 2021. Last edited 20 October, 2022.
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71.6 hrs on record (17.6 hrs at review time)
Für Leute die die Serie mögen ist das game der Hamma
Posted 5 April, 2018.
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