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months, I want you to break it off.
Marge: Um, okay, Homer.
Homer: Whoof! That was a close one, kids.
Another Simpsons Clip Show
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John Dame May Oscar
Was Gay Was Whitty Was Wilde
But Gerard Hopkins But John Greenleaf But Thornton
Was Manley Was Whittier Was Wilder
-- Willard Espy
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"One of the joys of being a kid is that experiences are new and therefore
more intense." -Calvin sniffing mustard
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Chuck Norris' testicles do not produce sperm. They produce tiny white ninjas that recognize only one mission: seek and destroy.
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"Gee, Toto, I don't think we are in Kansas anymore."
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"To make a bad day worse, spend it wishing for the impossible." -Calvin
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Boucher's Observation:
He who blows his own horn always plays the music
several octaves higher than originally written.
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