Recent reviews by Bearumbra

This might be the best $10 I've ever spent.

I wanted a nice casual poker game without any crazy modifiers or anything, and that's exactly what I got, with the added bonus of an amazing narrative and some genuinely hilarious moments. The character interactions are just *chef's kiss*. It's all perfect, especially for those like myself who are unfortunate enough to have friends who don't play poker.

Seriously, consider getting this game. I love it.

On a positive note, graphics look amazing. Need to tweak a few settings first, but you'll get there. Coasters are improved and the selection looks great. New path tools are incredible, and the customization features on scenery in general is also superb.

On a negative note, the primarily selling point of this sequel is pools, and this is where it all falls apart.
Making a pool is easy, and they look stunning, but the floor of the pool gets crazy glitchy if you try making connected pools of different depths that aren't just simple shapes. Also concave sections of the pool can result in glitched railings around the edge.

My main issue is with the flumes. I was so excited to get this game. Since RCT3: Soaked! I've been dying for another waterpark game, and was feeling this was it. This game really doesn't live up to even my lowest expectations. The flume physics are WORSE than RCT3 - the expansion of which came out in 2006. Just completely unrealistic, especially the bowls, and it completely ruins any sort of immersion or desire to create a realistic park. The flumes themselves are also unrealistic. Waaaay too many bolting points, plus the inner tube flumes having flat bottoms which the riders seem to "stick" to? No thanks.

Other than that, the new UI is nice in some areas but feels unpolished in others (settings mainly). Could easily be fixed.

I'll be refunding if possible, only buying again if the flume issues are fixed.